REMUS' BACHELOR PARTY!

Remus squeaks and wiggles a little bit in Hagrid's grasp. "YES SIR! I LOVE HER VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRY MUCH!"

"Magic!?" He gets wide-eyed too. "Did you see some?!" He watches as Remus gets picked up by Hagrid "Heeyyyy watcha doin?" He leans against Hagrid

Viktor laughs at the drunk people and wonders what it's like to be drunk. He smiles at Remus' last comment and leans down to whisper in Reg's ear. "You know who I love?"

[OMG *FLAILSSSSSS*]

Hagrid hiccuped.

"Yer love 'er, do yer?"

He started to cry, took a huge swig of mead, and then poured some down Remus' throat while Remus was still dangling in the air.

Regulus takes another sip and feels funny already, he's such a lightweight omfg. He smiles up at Viktor. "Who's that, Viktor?"

Viktor opens his mouth to say something and closes it again to think. "Umm, Remus. Yes, Remus." He smirks and kisses Regulus. "Vait? Did I say Remus? I meant Regulus. The R's confuse me."

"YES I-ACK!" Remus chokes on the mead. "HAGRI...HARGER..GAARR, HAGAR? WHAT EVER YOUR NAME IS? PUT ME DOWN PLEASE?"

Viktor Krum wrote:Viktor opens his mouth to say something and closes it again to think. "Umm, Remus. Yes, Remus." He smirks and kisses Regulus. "Vait? Did I say Remus? I meant Regulus. The R's confuse me."

[I died laughing xD]

Hagrid started dancing with Remus because love was a beautiful thing. He didn't realize that poor Remus was about five feet from the ground still. Then he heard what Remus said and stopped suddenly.

"Yer wan' ter get down? Well alrigh' then."

He put Remus down on top of the stripper cake.

Viktor Krum wrote:Viktor opens his mouth to say something and closes it again to think. "Umm, Remus. Yes, Remus." He smirks and kisses Regulus. "Vait? Did I say Remus? I meant Regulus. The R's confuse me."

Regulus pouts at Viktor, crossing his arms. "You're mean," he says, his bottom lip quivering in an adorable way.

Remus is relieved to be down on the ground...or cake? "I AM ON CAKE?" He shrugs and picks up some cake and starts nomming on it. Then, since he's bored, he starts singing. "COME ON MAN SING IT WITH ME, WILD THING, YOU MAKE MY HEART SING. OH, YOU MAKE EVERYTHING GROOOOOOOOO~VY..." He rolls off the table, grabs Dean, and starts dancing with him.

Viktor smirks that sexy smirk and pushes Regulus in a chair that was right behind him. How convenient. "Am I know?" He flashed a sexy smile as he straddled Regulus on the chair. "Vot makes you say that?"

[OMR *dies* KRACK]

Dean jumps onto the cake and sings along "WILLLDD THAN! YOU MAY MY HEARRT SINGG!" *air guitar*

Remus applauds and whistles at Dean. "WOOOO!! YOU GO BROTHER!!!"

He shimmies then falls face first into the cake. He pulls himself out and likes his lips[that sounded dirty] "LOOK! IS A CLOWN!"

Viktor Krum wrote:Viktor smirks that sexy smirk and pushes Regulus in a chair that was right behind him. How convenient. "Am I know?" He flashed a sexy smile as he straddled Regulus on the chair. "Vot makes you say that?"

Regulus' eyes widen as he's knocked into a chair and straddled. "You're awful. Absolutely awful!" he slurs, taking a large sip of his drink and staring at Viktor, his eyes full of apprehension and excitement.

"Am I now?" He smirks and sits on Regulus, pressing his body against him as he kisses his neck roughly.

Dean Thomas wrote:He shimmies then falls face first into the cake. He pulls himself out and likes his lips[that sounded dirty] "LOOK! IS A CLOWN!"

[LOL Dean!]

Remus spazzes and runs off. "OH NOOOOZ! IT'S A CLOWN! IT'S A CLOWWWWWN!!! THEY SCARRRRWEY!!!" He catches sight of Krack and grins cause KRACK IS TOTALLY AWESOME. Then he grabs a glass of beer and runs back over to Dean. Tossing the the liquid in Dean's face most of the icing and cake is washed off. "LOOK! YOU'RE SAVED FROM THE CLOWNAGE NOW!"

[OMG KRACK!!!!!!!!!]

He rolls down the cake and lands on the ground. He sees his reflection in a bottle and yells "OH NO A CLOWN!!!!" Just then Remus throws beer on him. "BRUDDER, YOU SAVES MAAA!"

Viktor Krum wrote:"Am I now?" He smirks and sits on Regulus, pressing his body against him as he kisses his neck roughly.

[When are we going to the other room?]

"T-terribleee!" he says, looking around frantically for an escape, but losing focus as Viktor's lips meet his neck. "You're cruel, Merlin, you know I can't resist when you-- oh," he mumbles.

Viktor slides his hands up Reg's shirt and dances sexily against Regulus. He then realizes there are other people around. He remembers that room Scorpius told him about. "Come vith me. I haff to show you something." He smirks again and drags a tipsy Regulus to the RoR.

Dean Thomas wrote:[OMG KRACK!!!!!!!!!]

He rolls down the cake and lands on the ground. He sees his reflection in a bottle and yells "OH NO A CLOWN!!!!" Just then Remus throws beer on him. "BRUDDER, YOU SAVES MAAA!"

"OF COURSE! DAT'S WHAT...WHAT BROTHER'S DOO!!" He hugs Dean. "NO MEAN SCAWWEH CLOWN WILL BE ATTACKING YOU EVA AGAIN!"

Regulus finishes his drink and wonders how on earth anyone can drink more than one of these, and is dragged out of the room by Viktor.