REMUS' BACHELOR PARTY!

He tacklehugs him again "BRUDDERSSSS!!! WEES DA BEST BROVERS EVA!" he takes another drink.
[and follows Krack]

"YES! YESSS WE AREEEE!!" He drags Dean over to the bar so he can get another drink. Leaning on him for support, as he is rather uncoordinated at the moment, he chugs at his drink. "WHAT SHALL...SHALL WE DO NAO???"

[*stalks Krack*]

He puts his arm around Remus' shoulder "NOW. WE...WE..WE DRINK!!" he grabs another bottle

[We're like...the only two people left in here. xD]

Remus nods in approval and draps his arm around Dean's waist. "TO YOU, MY DEAREST BROTHER!" He tilts his head back and takes a big swig, only, half of it manages to slip out and pour down his front.

[I know!! We rock!]

He raises his bottle "AND TO MY BEESSTES BROTHER EVER!" He goes to take a drink, but misses his mouth and pokes himself in the eye "AAND TO HANDCRAFTED BEERS MADE IN LOCAL BEWR..I MEAN..BREWERIESSS"

[I'm going to be at Mya's and Mine's party now! *flails* I WANT TO SEE JAMES AND SIRIUS...AND GET INVOLVED...I MEAN....>.>]

Remus chuckles and spins them both around. "YOU IS CRAZY!!! I IS CRAZZZZZZY! WE ALL IS CRAAAAAZZZY? CRAAZY? WHO'S CRAZY DEAN? WHO???"

[WOO!! I'M THERE TOO!]

"WEEEEE IZ CRAZY!!!" He prances around the room belting out a random tune

"YAY!" Remus runs over and grabs some of the messed up cake and chucks it at Dean. "CAAAAKE FIGHT!"

He gets a handful of cake to the face "FOODS FIGHT?!" He grabs some cake, and attempts to throw it. It lands about a foot in front of him. "OOPSIES!"

"OH NOOOZ! IT WAS TOO SHORT! HERE TRY AGAIN!" He tosses more cake at Dean, hitting him in the chest. "NOW YOU TRY TO GET ME!!"

[wait...what are you wearing at this point? Just the robe? o.O]

[better than just the bookmarks ]

"Okies...takes this!!" he throws a handful that lands on Remus' shoe. He grabs another handful and throws it, hitting him in the face. "I DIDS IT!!!"

[*dies* Oh geeez! Well at least Remus is drunk..I was trying to figure out how weird it would be for Remus to realize he's hugging his almost half naked brother. xD Cause this could get rather awkward really quickly. Especially since I was going to have him slip and fall or something and drag Dean with him into a pile of cake. But that is not going to happen now. LOL That would be rather awkward!]

"YAY!" He sticks his tongue out and tries to lick the icing off his face. Then he gets frustrated when he can't reach. "WHY WON'T IT COME OFF? AM I DOING IT WRONG?"

[OMG!! That would be awkward!!]

"Yous doing it worng!!" He smashes more cake onto his face and attempts to lick it off. But he can't.."OH NOSE! MY TUNGS BROKEDED!!"

[BUT IF THEY WEREN'T BROTHERS/HALF BROTHERS IT WOULD MAKE UP FOR MY LACK OF WOLFSTAR...*cough* I MEAN...]

Remus gapes. "OH NO! IS BROKEN?! WE MUST FIX IT!" He pats his hands on either side of Dean's face. "THERE WE GO. TRY AGAIN!"

He thinks for a moment then swipes his fingers across his face. He licks the frosting off his fingers "IZ FIXED IT!!" He jumps up and down


[This setting would make for some smut...with any other people...lol]

[LOL yes. hahaha]

He laughs and waves his arms in the air. "YAY! YOU DID IT!!!" He runs in circles then trips over a chair. "OOPS!"

He continues to jump up and down. He trips over his own foot and falls into the cake. "I ruins teh cake!!!!!"

"I THINK IT WAS ALREADY RUI-" He stumbles over another chair and laughs hysterically. "I'M HUNGRY! AND THIRSTY! LET'S GET ANOTHER DRINK!" He crawls off to grab a drink then brings it back over to the table with the cake.

[I love all the mental images of these shenanigans!]

"Is firsty too!!" He stumbles over to grab another drink. He sits down by the bar and eats the cake off his face "OH MY GOSH BROFER!! YOU'S MARRIED!!!!!

[I know!! they're killing me! xD]

Remus gawks at Dean as if he's just told him something totally unbelievable. Then it dawns on him what Dean just said. "OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS! BROTHER! YOU'RE RIGHT! I'S MARRIED!" He rolls off his chair ninja style and shimmies over to Dean. "I IS MARRRR~IED! DO YOU THINK I'LL MAKE A GOODS HUSSSBAND?"

[OMG!!! *dies*]

his jaw dropped "YOU'S IS GONNA MAKE TEH BESTEST HUSBAND THUR EVA WAS!!! AND A DARN GOOD PAPA!!!"

[*is dead*]

"YAY!" Then he stops and he gets a look between horror and sadness on his face. "OH NOZ! DEAN! WE IS HAVING A GURRRRL! SO YOU AND I CAN'T TEACH HER HOW TO BE TOTALLY AWESOMELY SEXXAY AND SHIMMY!"

[well it's a good thing it's really a BOY and you'll be able to teach him that after all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[I couldn't resist commenting about it. AND OMR IT'S GOING TO BE A GIRL!!!! *flails*]

[Isn't a girl wining on the poll???]

" YUSS BUT WE GETS TO BE MEANS TO BOYS IF THEYS HURT HER" He looks sad "WAITS..U'S HAVING GIRL?! CONGRATS BRUDDER!!" He hugs him again