Re: Optimist and Pessimist

**Demelza Robins** May 1st 2010, 12:17 pm

But it turns out to be a fake.

Fred and George make you a co-owner of Weasleys Wizard Wheezes.

**Draco Malfoy** May 1st 2010, 3:27 pm

Hermione J Granger-Lupin wrote:You're stuck in the magical world with no possible way of seeing it (and so you kill yourself)

[EXCEPT YOU AND I WOULD ACTUALLY KILL OURSELVES... OR AT LEAST I WOULD]

And then the store explodes and you die

You get a fully paid cruise vacation... WITH DRACO MALFOY... ON HIS PRIVATE YACHT!

Nikki Orwell May 1st 2010, 6:27 pm

If only you could survive Pansy finding out...

Fred survives the Battle of Hogwarts!

**Draco Malfoy** May 1st 2010, 6:38 pm

But George doesn't!

DOBBY LIVES!!!!

Nikki Orwell May 1st 2010, 6:40 pm

YOU DON'T.

You meet JKR in a coffee shop.

**Draco Malfoy** May 1st 2010, 6:48 pm

She knows about AWF and sacrifices you to Stephanie Meyer

CEDRIC NEVER DIED AND WAS NEVER TURNED INTO A GLITTERY INFERIUS!

**Dean Thomas** May 3rd 2010, 5:05 am

He fell off his broom and broke every bone in his body, becoming a vegetable.

You get a life time supply of CHOCOLATE

**Draco Malfoy** May 3rd 2010, 5:33 am

Remus steals it and eats it all

You manage to evade being creeped....

**Dean Thomas** May 3rd 2010, 5:39 am

Except for that is impossible....IMPOSSIBLE I TELL YOU!!

You fall madly in love

**Draco Malfoy** May 3rd 2010, 5:52 am

And your girlfriend has a hysterical pregnancy... SOUND FAMILIAR DEAN!!?

You find out you have a twin!

**Dean Thomas** May 3rd 2010, 5:58 am

It turns out to be Tam *shudders*

Your rich uncle dies, leaving you 29710785090293589023 galleons

**Draco Malfoy** May 3rd 2010, 6:33 am

Turns out that super awesome twin of yours called Tam gets it all.

you have sheep hair!

**Molly Prewett** May 3rd 2010, 2:04 pm

You're not black, so it's not cool.

You're given a lifetime supply of strawberries and chocolate sauce.

**Draco Malfoy** May 3rd 2010, 3:31 pm

Remione ruined them for you so you choke with laughter every time you eat one

Tam buys the AWF masion

**Molly Prewett** May 3rd 2010, 3:35 pm

You get the room next to hers.... and it ain't soundproof.

You get your own House Elf!

**Draco Malfoy** May 3rd 2010, 3:42 pm

[LOL MYA.... so true...]

It's Kreacher

You get your own pet hippogriff!

**Molly Prewett** May 3rd 2010, 3:43 pm

It likes you about as much as Buckbeak liked Malfoy.

You're chosen to play in your national Quidditch team.

**Draco Malfoy** May 3rd 2010, 3:57 pm

You crash your broom into the top box within the first 5 minutes

You get to see your AWF australia friends!

**Dean Thomas** May 3rd 2010, 4:07 pm

You get beat up by a kangaroo

They discover a new planet, and name it after you!

**Remus Lupin** May 4th 2010, 12:06 pm

The planet turns out to be a gigantic piece of space rock and nothing special, so they decide it doesn't need a name.

Someone gives you ice cream on a warm day

**Molly Prewett** May 4th 2010, 12:23 pm

It melts before you can eat it

You get to visit the locker room of your favourite quidditch team.

**Remus Lupin** May 4th 2010, 1:41 pm

But it's locked because Krack is happening in there and no one's allowed in.

You inherit an old mansion. (which, ironically, is big enough for all of us here from AWF)

**Molly Prewett** May 4th 2010, 1:42 pm

It's unplottable and nobody can find it.

You become Minister for Magic.

**Remus Lupin** May 4th 2010, 2:07 pm

APRIL FOOL'S. (haha I know that'd work better if today was actually April 1st...but it still works as an answer)

You become Head Girl!

DramioneFanGirl-Inactive May 10th 2010, 8:55 am

But you're made fun of by all the Slytherins for being a goody-two-shoes.

You get good grades on ALL your N.E.W.T.s!

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