I make Hungarian Horntails look like Puff the Magic Dragon.

Ari just insinuated Drarry.
I just flew across the room and throttled him.

Arthur Weasley wrote:You might not be sterile, little Malfoys, but how do you only manage to produce one child per generation? I forgot, inbreeding tends to do that.

Because all the other sods in my family seem to be gay.
And because JKR made me marry the boobed wonder. No one wants to come within screaming distance of that thing.

Pansy.
No picture spam.
It is taking everything in my power to control Scorpius at Pigfarts now. I mean, ohhhh the opportunity.
BUT I MEAN, THREE TIMES IN A DAY? Let's calm ourselves.

ONE CHILD PER GENERATION BECAUSE WHAT WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WANTS TO BE PREGNANT SEVEN TIMES. ONE ANGEL IS PLENTY.

AND IF YOU EVEN SAY ONE THING ABOUT DRARRY I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO UNION MYSELF AND MURDER YOU WITH MY FINGERNAILS.

Picture spam?
What's that?

Spoiler:

Molly was pregnant six times. Duh.

Pansy Parkinson wrote:ONE CHILD PER GENERATION BECAUSE WHAT WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WANTS TO BE PREGNANT SEVEN TIMES. ONE ANGEL IS PLENTY.

AND IF YOU EVEN SAY ONE THING ABOUT DRARRY I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO UNION MYSELF AND MURDER YOU WITH MY FINGERNAILS.

EXACTLY.
WE GET IT RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY.

And Ash please come up here. We can bury him in the snow.

You think I'll leave behind enough to bury??

Ginny Weasley wrote:*wrinkles nose*
Just because I have a horny mind...doesn't make me a rabbit.

It makes you a viable candidate for hot weaselcest.

Just sayin'

I'd use a charm ;D

Spoiler:

I didn't say anything.

I wouldn't call the Malfoy children angels, but that's beside the point. You only get it right on one try because any other tries you'd have would come out with multiple heads from the inbreeding.

Weaselcest.

And this is why we're friends.

EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL.
I HATE MYA'S GUTS.

*dies*
Ohhhh goodness.
IDK what to think anymore about all this.


AND THANKS A LOT PANSY.
You're awesome.

Mya.

I want to kill you.
YOU ARE BLINDING ME. WHORE

OH LOOK AT THIS LINK

KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY

REMEMBER THAT?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?

I'm sure Molly remembers.

Pansy Parkinson wrote:EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL.
I HATE MYA'S GUTS.

I feel better now.

And I am NOT clicking that link, Tam. We remember. We. Remember.

I hope your mind is crying now.

I'm laughing too hard. And I have a tab full of Drarry images, so I'm constantly amused. And armed. XD

Molly Prewett wrote:

Spoiler:

I didn't say anything.

MUMMY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER.

Can we bake cookies together?!??!?!?!? And then send them to cat with a box that has an ironed on picture of the Drarry???!?!?

Ginny Weasley wrote:AND THANKS A LOT PANSY.
You're awesome.

You're welcome.

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DG:

ASH

BONER

BACK

FUCK YOU

Or we make the cookie dough into Drarry shapes. That would be just as effective.

Arthur Weasley wrote:Or we make the cookie dough into Drarry shapes. That would be just as effective.

.....

I WILL THROW MY COOKIE DOUGH AT YOU!

Technically, I bought the cookie dough so it's mine. And then you would be wasting it, and I would get more cookie dough.

Draco Malfoy wrote:kjGHZioerTJKO"EWGHRSK
GJH"GRSDG
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DG:

ASH

BONER

BACK

FUCK YOU

Oh. I'm very sorry. Look how sorry.

I love my family.
I feel like it's almost time for Molly to start baking Special Cookies again...
Good times, good times.