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MAYBE I WILL ATTEMPT TO WRITE IT. MAYBE.

Alice smirks, waiting for more. She mischievously conjures up a yellow snake and deposits it on Sirius' shoulders, just like in the music video.

Molly is online..... >.>

BAHAHAHHAA OH MY I LOVE YOU.

Sirius blinks, because he is not a Slytherin, but totally moves with the snake, letting it coil around his arm as he ripped off his shirt, tossing it to Alice, as the snake repositions itself on his shoulders. Unbuckling his belt, he drops it on the ground by his shoes, and totally works it as he unbuttons his pants, shaking his glorious, spankable ass as he removes them, leaving him in only his boxers.

OH FUCK EVERYBODY HIDE

Hello. -stares-

Alice is very impressed with what she sees. Yes she is. She transfigures Sirius' boxers into a belly dancer outfit like Britney Spears' one in the video.

HEY SIS!

And Eowyn, he tosses it to Dee? This isn't 1.0, silly.

*blinks*
*GREAMS* I MISSED YOU
ignore the skinny dipping plans but
I MISSED YOU

UM WELL YOU SEE I FORGOT OKAY.
I KEEP THINKING OF ALICE AS DEE IN MY HEAD BECAUSE SHES THE CRAZY ONE.
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Sirius gives Alice the death glare and rips off the belly dancer outfit because he would rather spend his life naked than in that thing, and vanishes the snake, standing with his hands on his hips in all his naked, cock-pierced glory. "WELL THAT SHIT WASN'T COOL, WOMAN, IT'S YOUR TURN."

Alice giggles, turns on Hot In Here. You know, that one that goes, "It's getting hot in hhhhereee, so take off all your clothes." So Alice does just that. She takes off all her clothes and yeah.

SIRIUS APPROVES.
SIRIUS APPROVES GREATLY.
SIRIUS IS IN THE POOL BEFORE ALICE STARTS TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES BECAUSE YOU SEEE--

yeah.

Sirius is amused. "You're awesome. NOW LET US REJOICE IN THIS WATER PARK OF HAPPINESS AND JOY."

Alice paddles around happily. "YAY WATER PARK OF HAPPINESS AND JOY! BRING ME TO THE SLIDE. GIDDYUP." And she hops on his back and smacks his arse so he will bring her to the slide.

Sirius laughed happily and trudged over to the slide, keeping naked Alice on his back, with his hands around her thighs, just in case she slipped off, you see. "WE ARE AT THE SLIDE ALICE, WE ARE AT THE SLIDE, SEE, THE SLIDE! AND THE SLIDE IS COOL. SHALL WE GO UP THE SLIDE AND DOWN IT? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOTALLY CHILL."

"WELL, OBVIOUSLY WE SHOULD GO UP THE SLIDE AND DOWN IN YOU SILLY GOOSE. THAT IS WHAT SLIDES ARE FOR." She gets of Sirius' back and ducks her head under. She swims towards the ladder in the pool closest to the ladder on the slide and pulls herself out of the pool. She starts to climb the ladder and motions for Sirius to follow her.

Sirius sighs, decides he's totally man enough to ignore the Perfectly Natural Problem that arises when stuck in a pool naked with an Alice Prewett, and climbs the ladder after her, mischievous grin on his face. "I AM NOT A SILLY GOOSE! I AM OBVIOUSLY A SILLY DOG, SEE?" Sirius points to his pawprint tattoo, grinning like a loon on loon tablets.

I HAVE TO GO TO DINNER NOW I WILL BE BACK LATER

"WELL, THAT WORKS TOO," Alice replies, and she perches on top of the slide and she waits for him to reach the top of the ladder.

I DID NOT SEE YOUR POST SORRY.

Sirius climbs up and waits at the top behind Alice, grinning like a loon on loon tablets. AND THEN THEY GO DOWN THE SLIDE AND THEY HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF FUN IN THE WATER SO WE CAN JUST MOVE ON AND ALICE CAN COME BACK TO HOGWARTS. And so after this fun in the water, Sirius towels off and dresses himself again, and smiles at Alice. "This was a lot of fun-- I can't wait until you come back, you know. It's just dull without the most beautiful, stunning, and completely insane and awesome girl I know, you see. The other girls just don't measure up!"

Alice waves her wand, turning off the slides with one flick and depositing cleaning crap into the pool with another. The Prewetts don't waste water and they don't swim in dirty pools. Duh. "Don't worry," she laughs, "I'll be back soon enough, and you can see my beautiful, stunning, insanity and awesomeness all the time!"

"I really hope so," he said honestly, as his eyes wandered over Alice again, then came to a rest as they met her eyes. "You're a really awesome girl, Alice, and there isn't anyone out there like you," he said decisively, as he strode over to her, reaching up and tucking her hair behind her ear. "Nobody. I think you're beautiful, I think your ego is hilarious and well deserved, and I think you're perfect, basically," he said, and he, after about three seconds of thinking, yes, actual thinking, leaned down and planted a light kiss on Alice's lips.

Alice kissed him back a little more forcefully. Light isn't exactly her style. Eventually she pulled away and grinned up at him. "And I think you're hot as hell, so that must make us equals." And then her volcano disease started acting up again so she and Sirius, er, watched a movie. With Gollum the cat. And then Sirius went back to school after that so we can finish this scene.

AND WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIE WITH GOLLUM THE CAT SIRIUS IS DISTURBINGLY REMINDED OF THE POTTERS' HAIRLESS CAT WHICH HE RAN OVER THAT ONE TIME LOLOLOL

and Eowyn shall post Sirius being sexy for Alice to find.