The Prewett Family Home

It looks so normal from the outside...

Can we have a ball pit room?

Like this one? This can be your room.

OMFG LIFE IS WONDERFULLLL

*flail dances*

A note flies into Alice's room, and lands on her lap.

ALICE,
WELL HEY THERE ALICE IT IS SIRIUS
DO YOU REMEMBER ME I DO NOT KNOW
HOW SICK YOU ARE BUT IF YOU DO NOT
REMEMBER ME THAN YOU ARE REALLY
IRREPARABLY SICK AND THAT IS SAD. I
REALLY HOPE YOU ARE FEELING BETTER
AND I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST COME
BACK TO HOGWARTS BECAUSE I MISS YOU
AND YOUR BARBIE JEEP AND I THINK YOU'RE
REALLY REALLY COOL.
SINCERELY,
SIRIUS

P.S. BECAUSE I CANNOT PROJECT MY VOICE
IN A LETTER I AM WRITING IN ALL CAPS TO
SHOW HOW MUCH I THINK YOU'RE COOL

And I guess you can just send your replies to the dorm whenever, it doesn't matter if a scene is going on, THE LETTER WILL JUST INTERRUPT IT.

Alice Prewett wrote:DEAR SIRIUS,
LONG TIME NO SEE.
I'M VERY SICK, ACTUALLY.
I GUESS SKYDIVING INTO A VOLCANO. WAS NOT THE SMARTEST IDEA, BECAUSE I NOW HAVE WHAT I HAVE SHORTENED TO "VOLCANO ASH DISEASE".
IT'S PRETTY ROUGH.
BUT DO NOT WORRY, GOOD SIR, I REMEMBER YOU.
I THINK THAT I WILL BE BACK AT SCHOOL SOON ENOUGH.
I MEAN, I HOPE SO.
IT'S SO BORING HERE WITHOUT FAY AND MOL AND GID, BUT GOLLUM, MY CAT, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU MET HIM, CAME HOME WITH ME BECAUSE HE GOT VOLCANO ASH DISEASE TOO.
WHAT'S GOING ON AT SCHOOL?
ANYTHING EXCITING?
I MISS YOUR FACE, BY THE WAY. IT WAS A VERY NICE FACE.
SINCERELY,
ALI

Another note flies in, delivered by a very pretty owl. It also has a package, which is attached to the note.

HEY ALI,
SO I AM REALLY SORRY YOU ARE REALLY SICK
AND HAVE TO MISS MY GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL
INDESCRIBABLY SEXY FACE, SO I SENT YOU A
PRESENT TO MAKE UP FOR IT. ALSO THERE IS
A PICTURE OF ME, JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT
HOW PRETTY I AM. I AM SORRY IT IS REALLY
BORING AND ALL BUT IF YOU WANT MAYBE I
COULD VISIT YOU OR SOMETHING OVER THE
NEXT WEEKEND? IT WOULD BE TOTALLY COOL
AND ALL. LIFE IS KIND OF JUST BORING WITH
NOBODY COOL AND PRETTY LIKE YOU TO SPEND
TIME WITH, HONESTLY. THOUGH, I DID SET
SNIVELLUS' HAIR ON FIRE LAST WEEK AND IT
WAS REALLY FUNNY. DO YOU THINK I SHOULD
KEEP PRANKING HIM OR FIND SOMEONE NEW? HE'S
KIND OF GETTING OLD, IT'S JUST LAME WHEN
YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW HE'S GOING TO
REACT. ANY SUGGESTIONS?
SINCERELY,
SIRIUS

P.S. I SAW THIS AND I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE IT
P.P.S. PET GOLLUM FOR ME HE'S SO COOL

The picture:


The present:


Yes. He bought you a stuffed walrus. DEAL WITH IT.

OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WALRUSES ARE MY FAVORITE

I'll go respond now.

Because they have big penises.

Eowyn you speak to my soul.

*goes to actually reply now*

[quote="Alice Prewett"]DEAR SIRIUS,
THAT IS A LOVELY PICTURE.
I WAS WRONG, THOUGH. I DON'T JUST MISS YOUR FACE. I MISS ALL OF YOU.
IF YOU COULD VISIT ME, THAT WOULD BE SPANKIN' AWESOME.
WE CAN HANG OUT IN THE BALL PIT. OR THE WATER PARK, WHICHEVER YOU PREFER. MAYBE YOU COULD PRANK LUCIUS MALFOY?
THAT GUY IS A DICKWAD.
OH, AND GOLLUM SAYS HI. HE ALSO WANTS HIS PRECIOUS BACK, SO IF YOU SEE IT, COULD YOU LET ME KNOW?
THANKS FOR THE WALRUS! WALRUSES ARE JUST SO BADASS, YOU KNOW?
SINCERELY,
ALICE[/quote]

ALI--
THIS NOTE IS SHORT BECAUSE I AM
ON MY WAY TO VISIT YOU. KEEP AN
EYE OUT FOR A FLYING MOTORCYCLE
JSYK.
-SIRIUS.

[Post Ali waiting here?]

Hum dee hum dum Alice is waiting here.

And the roar of Sirius' flying bike can be heard, as he parks it in front of the house, pulls out the keys, and gives it a big smooch, before walking up to the stairs and ringing the doorbell, pulling off his helmet and keeping it in hand, as he shakes out his hair.

Alice whips open the door and grins at Sirius. "Hey!" She's just chillin' in her pjs and all that. No big deal. "You can come in, I'm not contagious."

CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE BLEWETT COOL OKAY I LOVE BLEWETT BECAUSE OUR EGOS ARE HILARIOUS.
Hilarity to ensue.

Sirius grins right back at her as he walks in, totally think Ali is still smokin' in the pjs, just sayin', guys. "Awesome! HOW ARE YOU MY DEAR ALICE I HAVE MISSED YOU AND IT IS REALLY NOT COOL AND ALL-- TACKLE HUG, IN 3, 2,-- FUCK THAT, TACKLEEEE!" And Sirius tackle hugs.

"SQUEEEEEEEEE HI SIRIUS HI OHEMGEE," she squeals. Her squealing is hot, you know. Alice pets Sirius because she is allowed to do that And she clings to him forever and ever and ever and ever. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?" And she continues to pet him. I dunno where...

o.o; You... you don't know where you're petting me? I'm a little worried.

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW ALICE I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU SEE I WAS JUST UNDER SOME STAIRS, AND-- wait, that isn't right. ALICE I'VE BEEN BUILDING UP ALL MY SEXY, SEXY PROWESS FOR ALL OF YOUR LIFE, SO I COULD SHARE MY AMAZING, FANTASTIC SELF WITH YOU NOW, AT THE PEAK OF MY BEAUTY, AND THIS PEAK WILL JUST LAST FOREVER AND EVER because Jared Leto just hasn't aged in the last twenty years what if he's like Keanu Reeves and they're just immortal," he said happily, completely okay with being pet pretty much anywhere, anyway.

OH MY GOD KEANU REEVES IS IMMORTAL!

She can pet his arse, how about that? "OH MY GOSH THAT IS SO THOUGHTFUL OF YOU! I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE SHARING YOUR HANDSOME SELF WITH ME AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME. I AM SURPRISED THAT A COMET IS NOT HITTING THE EARTH FROM OUR COMBINED SEXINESS." She keeps clinging to him and asks, "So whaddaya wanna do first? We can go to the water park if you want."

HE REALLY IS OH MY GOD DEE HE REALLY IS BUT IT'S SCARY I WAS LOOKING AT A PIC FROM JARED'S BLOG HE PSOTED LIKE LAST WEEK, AND HE LOOKS THE SAME AS HE DID *TWENTY* *YEARS* AGO* WHAT IS THIS.

That sounds lovely, Ali. "I KNOW, RIGHT?! AN ASTEROID IS COMING, HUMANS, AND ALI AND I WILL BE THE ONLY SURVIVORS BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE THE HUMAN RACES THAT IS BORN FROM OUR COMBINED GENES WHEN WE COPULATE WILL BE BEAUTIFUL AND-- Alice, do you realize, if we got married, and made babies, they would be the sexiest human beings the world has ever seen? Like I'm wondering if that is reason enough to just propose to you," he remarked, eyes wide. "UM, WATER PARK SOUNDS AMAZING, BUT YOU SEE, I... I DIDN'T BRING ANY EXTRA CLOTHES, I KIND OF JUST GOT ON MY BIKE AND I CAN OBVIOUSLY NOT WEAR LEATHER IN A WATER PARK. So unless you've got like, your brothers' swimming trunks-- I say trunks in hopes they don't wear speedos-- we have a slight problem," he pointed out, shrugging. "Though of course skinny dipping is always chill."

THAT IS SCARY. REALLY REALLY SCARY.

Alice twirls around happily. "I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER THE WORLD CAN BE DEPRIVED OF OUR SEXY BABIES. THEY SHALL BE BEGGING US SOONER OR LATER. BUT IF JACOB BLACK ASKS US FOR BABIES, WE'LL NEED TO HIRE THE SECRET SERVICE FOR OUR CHILDREN. I WILL NOT BE HAVING MY BABIES STALKED BY PEDOPHILES." Alice strokes her invisible goatee for a moment. "Er, I could look, but do you know what Gid and Fay would do to me if I let you borrow their suits? Besides, I think they brought them all to school. You can always borrow one of my bikinis," she says, pulling him off towards the water park. "Kidding, skinny dipping is fine."

Mwaharharrrr.

Oh. Oh my, Alice, you dirty girl. Sirius bursts out laughing, and is dragged off to the water park by Alice. "AND BY THE WAY, YES, WE ARE NOT HAVING OUR FUTURE CHILDREN STALKED BY PEDOPHILES, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE CREEPY AND UNCOOL MAN, UNCOOL. Alright, stripping time. Do you like want a show, or can we just get to the cool stuff with the water?" he asked, kicking off his combat boots and socks.

Alice waved her wand and turned on all the water slides with a muttered incantation. "Hmm, I'm sick and I need some entertainment, so I think you know what I want," she said smirking. She sat down by the water and threw him a wink.

Sirius pouted at Alice for a moment, before a wicked grin took over his face. "Fine, then. You get a show-- music and all-- if I get one," he said with a cheeky wink, as he flipped his hair. "Do we have a deal, beautiful?" he asked teasingly.

AND EOWYN IS SO GLAD MOLLY ISN'T ONLINE TO KILL SIRIUS.

IHATECHU. DO YOU THINK I CAN WRITE THAT? Do I have to be descriptiveeee?

Ali nods, a devilish grin crossing her face. "We have a deal, Black," she says deviously. She flicks her wand in the direction of the stereo system in the corner and the song of Eowyn's choice comes on.

DEE IS GLAD TOO.

LOLOLOLOL BUT IT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN DEE SO MUCH FUN-- what if gid gets online and sees i am so dead unless sirius is out of here before they see

Sirius burst out laughing as this song came on-- yup, you guessed it, Britney Spears' I'm a Slave 4 U, how exciting, only not because Eowyn is uncreative today. "I don't even-- fine. But I am so not singing along, I'm not drunk," he said decisively, as he start moving to the beat, and whipped off his jacket, landing it on the ground well away from the water, just in case, as he shook his ass for Alice.