The Luau Spot, With Coconuts and Palm Trees and Stuff

George walks in with a freaking lot of alcohol, because he bought a LOT of firebeer for a gryffie party, which never happened, and Devina is now depressed and wanting to get drunk by association. He sits it down and lights a fire.

"Well this is cozy." he mutters grabbing a bottle.

Angela wandered out and smiled when she saw George. "Hey you! Looks like you're in need of someone to help with all this," she laughed and gestured to all the bottles of firebeer.

George smiled and handed her some alcohol. "ANGEE!" he said clearly having had a head start. He took another drink and donned a hula skirt. He looked behind him and found a coconut bra. "Doooo iitttt Angiieeee"

Ange smiled and giggled at her intoxicated fiancee as he donned a hula skirt. She took the bottle from him and eyed the coconut bra warily. "Not yet Georgie, not quite yet." She downed about half the bottle in her hand.

George snickered. "I'M ENGAGED TO THE MOST BEAUTIFULEST, PRETTIEST MOST SMARTEST GIRL AT PIGFARTS!" he shouted so loud the castle could hear him.

Ange giggled again. "Pigfarts huh? How much have you had already?" she laughed.

Fred ambles in. "So this is where the party ended up?" he called out, not noticing that his brother was already pretty far gone.

He looked around. "Erm.. enough... I mean.. not enough, but enough to say that? I mean, oh fuck it! I need a drink," he said progressively louder and taking a rather long swig from a nearby bottle.

Ange furrowed her brow at him before downing the rest of her FIRST bottle. "Fred! Future brother-in-law! How ya doin'?" she grinned.

Fred laughed and walked over to grab a drink. "Nice skirt, Georgie," he commented, cracking open the bottle and taking a gulp.

"Why thank you, Fred!" he said, holding out an identical one.

"Why thank you, dear brother!" he exclaimed, taking ahold of the skirt in one hand. He took another swig of firebeer, the bottle now halfway empty, before putting it on. "I think it looks better on you," he said matter-of-factly.

George got up and ran to the common room.

Regulus is here chilling by... what, we have palm trees at Hogwarts? COOLNESS. Yeah. Tolga can show up now, yeah? Oh. Reg has his gun out. Yeah.

Tolga walks down, a new sniper rifle in hand. How he got it, I have no idea.

SOMEWHERE AT HOGWARTS, VIKTOR IS WONDERING WHY IS GUN BUDDY NEVER WANTS TO TALK TO HIM

DURMSTRANG TIME, NOW. NOT THE DORMS. I WILL BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE. PICK YOUR PLACE.

YUSSSSSSSS! GRASSY PLAINS OF HOGWARTS!

Tolga Safer wrote:Tolga walks down, a new sniper rifle in hand. How he got it, I have no idea.

Lmao.

Regulus sees Tolga and jumps up excitedly. "Hey Tolga! Whoa, sweet new gun."

Tolga petted his new gun. "My precioussssss is very gut, isn't it?"

Regulus is mildly creeped out but nods. "It's pretty damn cool looking. What's it do?"

He gave Reg a very surprised look. "Shoot things, ov course. From distances!"

".... I gathered that it shot things, it's just it looked a lot different from the pistol I have, Tolga," he said with a laugh. "From distances, eh? Is that what that thing is for?" he asked pointing to the scope.

Is that what the scope does? I actually know nothing about guns except they go boom and then things die.

Tolga answered the question correctly, and went into in depth detail about his new gun. Sorta like a guy when they get a brand new sports car.

Eowyn has played enough shooter games to know the basics of a gun though she really doesn't remember how to fire anything that has been used in the last five hundred years. She can totally load and lock and fire an old pistol or something though. Eowyn might be a total democrat, but Matt makes fun of her for being a gun wielding mad Texan when it comes to the death penalty and she would totally own a gun though she would not carry it around or kill anything or anyone with it. She'd just wanna shoot apple off trees because guns excite her. Okay, shutting up now.

Oh yeah. That is what the scope is for in sniper rifles or other distance shooters, it's kind of a magnifying thing that lets you focus in on things far away to get a better aim.

Regulus looks on excitedly and nods. "... Tolga, why are you so damn cool?"