Professor Russo's Classroom

Victoire walks in and wishes Teddy didn't get bitched out by his friend and leave Hogwarts for awhile. She sits down in the back to sulk.

Penny set her jaw and sent the professor a hard glare

Zacharias slipped in to the classroom and sat close to the back, looking around.

Lucius notices Sev's wink and smirks as he absentmindedly fingers his pimp cane.

Viktor Krum wrote:Viktor catches the note, smiling as he reads it and quickly writing one back.

Sounds great.
And after that we should try it on the bench in there.

Regulus ignores Professor Elise. "You're just jealous you can't have him because he's gay," he mumbled under his breath, and nods and smiles at Viktor in response.

Alecto grins her approval at Sev and mouths, "I'm game." Out loud she says, "Ooh Professor, how'd you know I like to be punished?"

Alice raises her hand, lowers it, raises it again, and then stuffs it in her pocket. She was scared to ask questions around this bunch.

Professor Elise isn't jealous of anyone because Professor Elise is content with life. She's simply stressed because everyone posts damn fast. She growls, ignoring immature, pathetic Penny, and addresses the rest of the class, "Since all of you are all-knowing on the sex subject, explain to me what the most popular form of contraception is in the Wizarding World, then tell me what its actual percentage of effectiveness is. For those of you who are gay, you mustn't worry yourselves about pregnancies, but you should still worry about sexually transmitted diseases." Professor Elise rolls her eyes at Alecto's comment, "Oh, Ms. Carrow, how'd you know I like to take thirty points from Slytherin for disobeying me again?"

Zach snickered quietly but didn't raise his hand to answer the professor.

Alecto rolls her eyes and starts checking out that Malfoy guy. Who gives a shit about house points anyway?

Severus catches Alecto's comment and grins. "Punished? I like a girl who likes to be punished," he said slyly.

Lucius notices Alecto checking him out and gives her a quick 'sup' nod. "Punished?" Lucius smirks. "This pimp cane ain't for walking."

I give a shit about House Points. Professor Elise leans back on the desk and smiles, "Now that we've all suddenly learned how to keep our lips together, I'm going to get started on the lesson." She clears her throat and uses her wand to bring down a screen and start a projector. Graphic images appear of all the things sex can cause. Blue waffle pictures. Sexually transmitted diseased people. She explains the positions of sex and has Alecto demonstrate how to use a condom since she loves being defiant. Using a banana. When Professor Elise feels the lesson is sufficient, "So, don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die."

Alecto puts the condom on the banana. And then peels the banana and slides the whole thing in her mouth, her eyes on Lucius and Sev. Yeah. She's classy like that.

Severus eyes that pimp cane and looks intrigued. "Perhaps you can show me and Alecto some of its uses, then?" He stares at Alecto deep throating that banana and is mildly impressed.

Zach stared up in horror at the pictures of the STI's. They were fucking disgusting. He wondered what he was doing in this class, but stayed put; especially when he saw that Slytherin's little act with the banana.

Ew. Gross. Alecto's gross.

Professor Elise shrugs at Alecto. A whore's a whore, whatever. She waves her hand, "All of you can go, except for Regulus Black, Viktor Krum, Lucius Malfoy, Alecto Carrow, Penelope Rosier, and Severus Snape. Marcus Flint will receive his punishment later. Those whose names I called, report to my desk. Now."

"Yeah, uh-huh," he said as he watched Alecto with the banana. Hot damn gurl.

Penny nodded sarcastically. right. like that'd happen. Penny got up and snuck out the back

[I AM FUCKING DYING SILENTLY AT MY DESK. I THINK I MUST LOOK LIKE I'M HAVING A FIT]

Alecto finishes off her healthy, phallic snack and sits on the Professor's desk, crossing her legs and leaning forwards.

"Wait, Professor! I have a question!" She takes a deep breath and says her next sentence really fast. Like, really fast. "Is it true that if you have anal sex your organs will fall out and you'll die?" She blushes deeply.

Frank stands up quickly, his face flushed and his eyes wide from the disgusting pictures. One thing is for sure, he's uber-afraid to have sex now. I mean...what if he forgets a condom once? What if he gets a girl pregnant? What if it's Alice and then they name the baby Neville? Oh gods..it was too much. He rushes out of the classroom quickly feeling slightly queasy from sex talk.

Lucius swaggers up to the front and stands next to where Alecto is sitting. He winks at her before turning his attention to Professor Elise. "Cane we make this quick? I'd like to test out some of the stuff you taught us if you know what I mean."

Zach shook his head and stood up, then walked out.

Neville stares wide eyed for a minute and ran out of the room.

[-as neville-]