Professor Feeny's Classroom

Good afternoon class,
As many of you may have heard, Professor Binns has retired and is currently sharing Moaning Myrtle's bathroom with her.
I am Professor Feeny and will be your new History of Magic teacher here at Hogwarts. Please know that I am here to help you reach your full potential and hope that you learn to use your resources wisely.
I do not tolerate tomfoolery and will not resist handing out detentions.
That is all.

Eric Matthews enters.

"MR. FEENY. MR. FEENY. MR. FEENY. FEENY. FEE-HEE-OH-HO-HO-HEENY! FEENY! FEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-NAYY! HEY, HEY WHAT? WHA-WHA-WHAT? FEENY! FEE-HEE-HEE-NAY! FEENAYYY!"


[For reference: http://www.video4viet.com/watchvideo.html?id=m-BB-Xk9xYY&title=The+Feeny+Call ]

He comes in holding Topanga's hand

*walks in with Cory and gives Eric an annoyed look* I'm so excited. I can't believe you managed to follow us all the way out here Mr. Feeny! *smiles and sits in front row*

"Hello all," Professor Feeny greets with a smile. "I'm glad to see you all performing well in your classes so far. Though Mr. Matthews," he says looking at Eric, "You seem to be struggling. Might I suggest picking a book up? You'll find that there is a whole other world full of knowledge that can be accessed through books. I want to see all of my favorite pupils reach their full potential."

Annie walks in "Good Afternoon Madam Hooch. Oh sorry. Wrong room."

"Mr. Feeny, books are products that kill the very trees that I happen to hug on my morning walks. Those trees are my friends. These trees are destroyed by the very idea of printing books. We destroy the ecosystem with our pollution and shit. We destroy our rainforests by making these knowledge givers. I think you would know that, Professor FEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-NAY also known as Mr. Weeny in one episode." Eric flipped his hair and refused to read because he was sexy and defiant. He turns and glares at the intruder, "GTFO OF OUR WORLD, BITCH."

He gives his brother a high five.

"Yeah, thanks bro," Eric returns the high five.

*rolls her eyes at Eric and the intruder* Mr. Feeny, I don't think ANYONE can get Eric to read a book

Annie comes in and sits down in an empty seat, "Make me."

Eric stares at this hideously ugly girl with some random stick in her pocket, "Sure, loser," He stands up from his desk, "Mr. Weeny, I've got to take care of some business. This ugly Hun has invaded China and I was trained to kick some Huns ass, so, I've got a job to do!" He grabs Annie's desk and picks it up, carrying it out to the hallway, down to the stairs at the front of the school. He throws the desk and Annie down the stairs and watches her collapse in a bloody heap at the bottom, "YES! VICTORY FOR CHINA!"

Professor Feeny regards Eric carefully. "You bring forth an excellent point Mr. Matthews. There are nearly twenty million trees that are cut down each year. These trees are then used to supply the writing and printing market. There are many alternatives, such as recycling and tree farms that help our environment remain stable." He watches as Eric throws the young girl quite literally out of the classroom then sighs to himself. "Oh, what I have to deal with."

"Hey dumbass. The bench isn't connected to the desk." Annie says getting up, uses her WAND to magical close the door and then lock it behind her. "Sorry about that"

"Excuse me Miss Stasia. I believe that you were asking for Madame Hooch. Seeing as this is not her classroom, I ask that you leave for you are disrupting my classroom. Please do not make me ask twice."

"Well I meant you but accidently said Madam Hooch because you said 'Good Afternoon Class' which is something Madam Hooch always says." Annie explains. "Plus she only teaches first years so I'm afraid that I cannot go to her 'classroom'."

He glares at the new girl thinking that Topanga is the only girl allowed in this world

King Kong stomped in, stomped on Annie for the third time that day, and stomped out.

*looks up* clearly this isn't where you're supposed to be. please leave. before i unleash my fury.

"What fury?" Annie says "You look like a hufflepuff."

"Okay, seriously. Annie," Eric paused, "If that's your name. Clearly, no one wants you here. Generally, these actions are able to persuade people like you to leave and recognize this as fact. Apparently, you are too dim-witted, almost like a troll, and do not understand this. Instead of the normalcy, I must be upfront with you about this," He sighs and shakes his head, "You are not allowed in this class. We, of Boy Meets World, hate you. We have hated you since once upon a fucking December. Now, gtfo."

He smiles at his beautiful girl and gives her a sweet kiss on the cheek.

"What an odd occurrence," he replies. "I'm sorry Miss Stasia, but you are not on my roster. This particular class is for sixth years, and from my understanding you are merely a fourth year. Might I suggest going back to New Gotham."

King Kong stomped on her more, and requests that everyone else recognize this because STOMPITY STOMP STOMP

Eric watches King Kong stomp on Annie, "Dude. I love you, man."