Hello Ladies

I <3 BEN BARNES TO THE END OF THE EARTH AND BACK AGAIIN.

OMFG. LEAVE. FAYE. ALONE.
I WILL NOT LET YOU PULL ANY SHIT OVER ON ME, YOU HEAR? NOPE! KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS TO YOURSELF! SEE THAT LITTLE GRYFFIE *points above* HAVE HER! SHE COULD USE A RELATIONSHIP WHERE SOMEONE ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT HER AND ISN'T IN LOVE WITH HER FRIEND.

DO. NOT. TEST. ME.

More than twice? Sounds like you're on a roll, and I hear third time's a charm.

Test you? No, I won't. I daresay you've got enough of that from your girl already.

I hope....we NEVER.... meet in character.
I really do. I will not resist myself from shanking you on the spot. For no reason IC whatsoever.

Self control. Some men have it... some boys don't. But I could deal with that. Just means some lucky girl gets to play nurse.

BOY? I'M A FUCKING BOY?! YOU ARE FUCKING MISTAKEN. EXTREMELY, UNDENIABLY MISTAKEN. LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO PULL OUT THE PICTURES. YEP. PICTURE TIME. READY?
OKAY.

NUMERO UNO:


AND NUMERO DOS:


ALSO. I HAVE TONS OF SELF CONTROL WHEN IT COMES TO REASONABLE MATTERS. YOU ARE BEING UNREASONABLE. THEREFORE, POOF! SELF CONTROL, GONE.

I'd have to say that raping the Billy Mays key does not show self control. And feeling desperate enough to plaster pictures of yourself up here to prove your apparent manhood... well, really it speaks for itself.
But if you insist, I can respond with the same level of maturity as you.
OMFGLOOKATMEI'MSEXY.

Eowyn would like to say that she sincerely hopes this battle of sexy pictures continues.

If I didn't love you, I would seriously fucking hate you right now.
I also have loads of self control. I really do. There are just times when I use it and when I do not. Times in which you are messing with my girlfriend? Well, I think any reasonable bloke will lose his self control. I do not feel desperate or threated by you. Not in the slightest. In fact, you're basically all talk yourself.


Oh, and this is for Eowyn XD

Would it be utterly horrible of me if I threatened you with banishment unless you include a sexy picture of him every time you post?

Ohhh, look who stepped away from their little BILLY MAYS comfort key. And again, I would like to remind you that I did not invite such interactions with your girlfriend, she showed up on her own. I instigated nothing. Shame, really. We could have been great friends. Though, I'm sure with you being whipped, we wouldn't have been able to hang out much anyway. Our bro time would have been seriously limited.


But all that aside, how many guys can look this sexy in a freaking SCARF?

ALEX PETTYFER IS MINE
YAY ME

And, um, yeah.

[Hahahahhahaa, I was going to start doing that, but I figured that people would get mad for the space they take up. I promise to include at LEAST one post of a sexy picture each day though XD]

I am not whipped in the sense where I don't have time to hang out with others. Not in the slightest. I am whipped in the sense where I know better than to pull shit on Faye or go behind her back in any way, shape, or form. Honestly, we probably could have been great friends. Although Viktor is my knitting buddy, future actions and events might change that (I really hope they don't though). I suppose we'll just have to see if you're as big of an ass in character as you are out of character.

Oh, and Scorpius wears scarves too.

Wait.
You knit? With Viktor Krum?
Sounds like a sausagefest to me.

HAH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A sausagefest? Um. No. It is extremely manly and sexy. Extremely.

Yeah, I'm sure. Glad to see Penny over there enjoyed it. *winks*

Well, that's because Penny likes anything to do with sausages. She also likes any kind of sausage...so watch out.

Scorp, Uh, I'd do him. -winks at Marco-

Wana put on a whie shirt and go out in the rain?

*glares at Scorp* and here i thought we were starting to get along. prick.

[oops. -is penny-]

Sure, if I've really got to wear a shirt after all. *winks back*

You know what, you're right. Shirt off.

-rips shirt off-

Smart girl. Saves time, after all. It was bound to happen eventually.

You see this bed... -points to bed- Get in it.

Awww, come on Penny. Don't be like that! Save your hatred towards me for about two months or so from now. Okay? We ARE finally starting to get along... which is kind of remarkable.