Hello Ladies

I hear the Slytherin players are whipped now. Sad, sad day when that happens. Fortunately, one of us will hold out, even if Scorpius and Zabini failed.

OH HELLS TO THE NO DID YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND DISS ME. IMMA LET YOU KNOW, THAT I DON'T TAKE NO SHIZ-IT FROM NOBODY. NOBODY FOOL. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, DAT DA SHANK, HAS BEEN SHARPENED. SHARPENED. YOU DON'T BE DISSING DA FACT DAT I'M WHIPPED. AIGHT? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, THAT BEING WHIPPED, IS INTENSE. AND IT CAN BE KINKY *cough*. DA POINT ISSSSSSSSS...IS DAT I AM FUCKING COOLER DEN ICCCCCCCE. I'M SO COOL, DAT DA SUN IS FREEZING IN MY PRESENCE.

[I LOVE YOU BY THE WAY]

Really, now? Are you under the impression that whipped is the new cool, or something? What's so fantastic about being under some pretty little girl's thumb, wrapped all around her little finger and bending to her every whim like some pansyviolet-ass wimp? I'm not afraid of your shank. Or your liberal usage of the BILLY MAYS KEY or your flagrant disregard for all things grammatical.

Being whipped is not a bad thing. Sometimes, that one girl can give you all you need. Then, you have guys like you, who are like King Henry the 8th and end up getting syphilis.

Judging by that reaction, I'd have to suppose that either you are whipped, which is an unfortunate circumstance indeed, or that you can't get or keep a girl in the first place. In which case your jealousy is not becoming.

Evan would like me to point out that Henry VIII was a BAMF, and knew how to keep his bitches in line....

[MYAAAA I'M HERE! I SAW THE HOGS HEAD...]

[I'm at work, and barely keeping up with Mya sneakily... if you're still gonna be on in about an hour and a half, it'll be my lunch break, and I won't have to be careful? XX Otherwise tomorrow we'll have Ev and Pen time!]

[mmk. we'll seeee lol]

Alright, what's with all the ooc nonsense tainting my welcome. Unacceptable, even from an attractive Slytherin girl.

well hey there *winks*

........

*coughs*

Need a cough drop?

Well this is awkward... for you. Flint, you're free to go whenever you feel too uncomfortable with this. *winks at Penny*

I feel no need to leave...

*stays*

*flaunts what she's got*

Suit yourself. *watches shamelessly what she flaunts so readily and openly*

*smirks and pulls Marco out to dance with her*

[Evan walks in, bitch slaps his sister back into line, and walks out]

FAYE IS NOT GOING TO SWOON OVER YOU
BECAUSE ELISE HAS A BOOKLET SIGNED BY BEN BARNES
AND THUS, HAS NO NEED FOR SILLY MARCO

I think the fact that Elise having a booklet signed by Ben is the only reason Faye is NOT going to be swooning...is just ridonkulus. Does Scorpius and then by default ALEX PETTYFER mean nothing? Psh.

OMG, DOM
FINE
I WILL ALSO NOT BE SWOONING BECAUSE ALEX PETTYFER IS, IN REALITY, HOTTER THAN BEN BARNES TO ME

And Scorpius is my boyfriend.

Faye, Faye, Faye. They all come around in time, love. And seeing as you waited until the very last thing to mention that he was your boyfriend, well, I'd say that's a little on the rocks.

I refuse to cheat on my boyfriend more than 2 times, thank you.
Scorpius is purrrrrfect, okay?