Percy's House

Presided over by his sexy VS model wife Audrey

"Hi Mum! Can I have a sammich?"

Well Darling... alright... *hands her a sammich* But don't eat too much!

Thanks Mum.

*gobbles* Where's Daddy and Lucy?

I don't know. Your father should be home soon. I guess Lucy's out shopping or with a boy.

Er... Whats all this?

Lucy walks into her house and sits down on the table, "Hey Mom! Dad not home yet? Good. Means I can go rearrange my closet and NOT learn about pathetic world leaders."

Oliver walks in with Percy in his arms. "Shit you said your family would be gone." Oliver runs out with Percy still in his arms.

PERCY. HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME YOU WERE MARRIED? YOU SAID YOU WERE SINGLE RARING TO GO. Err... I mean, Wana polish our badges?

"OH MAH FUCKING GOD."

Audrey watched them go with a small smile on her face, "That's nice, your father has a new quidditch buddy. I know he missed flying with his friends on weekends."

*Percy glances around awkwardly* oops...

Penelope Clearwater. wrote:PERCY. HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME YOU WERE MARRIED? YOU SAID YOU WERE SINGLE RARING TO GO. Err... I mean, Wana polish our badges?

[OMFG BETCH! GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND! *smack with frying pan*]

Want to explain anything Percy? Huh? -taps foot looking incrediable cute-

[LOL. ]

Lucy stares at the Quidditch player who entered with her father, "Gotta admit. Dad has nice taste," she looks back at a magazine and props it open on her lap. She vaguely recognizes the other woman because she seems like an airhead with the nunga-nungas.

[OMFG EVANS OUT OF THIS HOUSE! YOU AIN'T RELATED TO PERCY!]

"Excuse me, do I know you" Audrey looked super sexy because hey! She's a VS model so Penny stands no fucking chance.

*glances around awkwardly, avoiding the eyes of the two women in the house* uhhhhhh *looks at Oliver for support*

"Whudathunkit? Dad's a fucking manwhore," Lucy made a fish face and widened her eyes, "Wow, Dad. You really are a politician."

Well, your husband here said that we were going to polish our badges together, and now I found out you have a wife?! DOES SHE WANT TO POLISH TOO? -becomes really excited-

"Who knew dad was such a pimp?"

Oliver re-enters the house goes up to Percy and reaches in to his pocket. He laughs awkwardly. "Hehe.. forgot these." He says as he pulls out two condoms.

Audrey gave Percy as sexy smile, "Would you and your quidditch buddy like sammiches?" Audrey gave Lucy a sharp look, "Lucy. Behave."

Audrey smiled over at Oliver, "Would you like some snack with those?"

*smiles at his gorgeous wife* I would love some snacks dear. Oliver was just leaving