Potter House

"James! You Arrogant Arse just shut up. This isn't your house!"

JAMES.

JUST because your father is not here does NOT make this YOUR HOUSE. I am present and until anyone with more authority shows up this is MY HOUSE. BEHAVE OR YOU WON'T GET ANY FOOD.

None of you told me what you wanted, anyway.

James sits back down looking sad "I want pancakes shaped like guitars, and drums, and music notes"

Lily looked up from the couch and between sobs managed to get out. "I want fried chicken Grandma."

*starts making the chicken*

James, you only get pancakes if you behave. You know I can't even make sense of how many people are here. Are any of your cousins coming over?

"I'll help you cook dinner, grandma."

James mumbles under his breath "Suck up"

Lily Evans wrote:JAMES.

JUST because your father is not here does NOT make this YOUR HOUSE. I am present and until anyone with more authority shows up this is MY HOUSE. BEHAVE OR YOU WON'T GET ANY FOOD.

None of you told me what you wanted, anyway.

EXCUSE ME??? YOUR NAME IS LILY EVANS. EVANS. WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE? GTFO MAH HOUSE.

"I don't think so. I didn't invite any of them." She gets up and starts to set the table.

Excuse me, YOU are King Kong. Unless you're going to cook and keep these kids from killing each other, i'm staying. Feel free to order them about though, as Harry and Ginny aren't here.

Thank you Albus, and Lily.

Albus runs over to Grandpa Potter. "Papa! I've missed you so!"

EXCUUUUUUUSE ME?
I
AM
JAMES
FUCKING
POTTER
BITCH
DO
NOT
QUESTION
ME
AND I GET TO ORDER EVERYONE AROUND. I AM GRAMPA POTTER. YOU ARE THE WEIRD CHICK I NEVER MARRIED BECAUSE CANON IS DEAD HERE. I FATHERED HARRY, THUS I GET TO ORDER HIM AROUND, THUS I GET TO ORDER MY GRANDCHILDREN AROUND. YOU NEED TO GET OUT, AS YOU ARE NOT A POTTER, NOR ARE YOU AFFILIATED WITH ONE.
G
T
F
O

"Hi Papa!" She wiped the tears from her face and runs over to him and gives him a big hug.

Goodness. Fine. You cook and keep them from killing each other.

*leaves because she is apparently hated here*

[Seriously...sorry for budging in, just trying to be part of the place. I know canon is dead, not trying to revive it, just trying to have a bit of RP fun! Geez. ]

ME AND THE CHILLUNS ARE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME. SUP CHILLUNS?

"NO GRANDMA!!!!!I wanted my pancakes..."

"GRANDPA! Where have you been?"

-tackle hugs Grandpa Potter-
GRANDPA! I MET A GIRL!

-settles down with the chilluns-

Have you had sex with her yet? It's not official until you do.

An owl drops off a letter to the Potter house that reads:

Dear Lily Luna Potter,
We have finished your test results, and urge you to come down to Planned Parenthood immediately. Although you are not pregnant, you appear to have some form of an STD that we would like to investigate for your safety.
Sincerely,
Madam Cooch
Planned Parenthood

Lily picks up the letter and chucks the letter in the trash.

What??? But my parents are fails!!! They never gave me "the talk."

OMG DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING?? Gawd my children are fails. When a boy and a girl meet, the thingy goes in the bajingo and babby pops out. The end. go forth and multiply.

"Wait grandpa. Who has the bajingo?"

-grins-
SERIOUSLY!??!!?
I GOTTA GO FIND DEE!
-runs off-