Re: I Won't Marry You

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** August 31st 2010, 12:07 am

Cool just means I can do whatever the hell I want.
Er. Until tomorrow.
>.>
<.<

**Draco Malfoy** August 31st 2010, 12:15 am

*smirks*

So close now. So close.

And then neither of us will want to marry the other. And this time it'll be my fault *snickers*

ANYWAY I WON'T MARRY YOU BECAUSE I HATE THIS BOOK!

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** August 31st 2010, 12:16 am

WELL I WON'T MARRY YOU BECAUSE 2.0 PANSY IS TRYING TO TEACH 1.0 PANSY TO HATE DRACO.
And it's not working. Thank goodness 1.0 Pansy is almost done packing and is almost gone.

**Molly Prewett** August 31st 2010, 12:22 am

I won't marry you because we would likely destroy 2/3 of the universe within a week...

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** August 31st 2010, 12:30 am

I won't marry you because you don't have enough faith in me. Only 2/3?

**Molly Prewett** August 31st 2010, 12:34 am

I won't marry you because you may have a point.

**Draco Malfoy** August 31st 2010, 12:37 am

I won't marry you because you are sad about 1.0 ending.

**Molly Prewett** August 31st 2010, 12:38 am

I won't marry you because "sad" doesn't even begin to cover it.

**Draco Malfoy** August 31st 2010, 12:40 am

I won't marry you because 2.0 Draco is demanding I help McNair haul out his executioner's block for 1.0 Draco. My head is a scary place.

**Scorpius Malfoy** August 31st 2010, 12:42 am

I won't marry you because you are a twitchy little ferret.
What whatttt.

**Molly Prewett** August 31st 2010, 12:42 am

I won't marry you because you don't even want to KNOW what's going on in my head, love. Alecto is the normal one right now - she's just on her stripper pole as usual.

**Draco Malfoy** August 31st 2010, 12:44 am

I won't marry either of you because my phone is about to die.

**Molly Prewett** August 31st 2010, 12:45 am

I won't marry you because I don't want your phone to die.

**Draco Malfoy** August 31st 2010, 12:51 am

I WON'T MARRY YOU BECAUSE MY FATHER CAME HOME WITH AN IPAD AND I AM NOW SETTING IT UP. YAY.

**Molly Prewett** August 31st 2010, 12:53 am

I won't marry you because I want a fucking ipad!

**Draco Malfoy** August 31st 2010, 12:59 am

I WON'T MARRY YOU BECAUSE I'M FREAKING OUT. IT IS TECHNICALLY HIS. IF HE SEES IT AGAIN AFTER TODAY I'LL BE SURPRISE. MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

Nikki Orwell August 31st 2010, 1:14 am

I won't marry you because every voice in my head just tried to jump through my eyes to steal the iPad.

**Draco Malfoy** August 31st 2010, 1:21 am

I won't marry you because that sounds painful.

**Lucy Weasley** September 1st 2010, 8:03 pm

I won't marry you because I'm fine with my computer and an iPod. Mmhmm.

**Draco Malfoy** September 1st 2010, 8:11 pm

I won't marry you because your avatar makes me want to punch a baby.

**Scorpius Malfoy** September 1st 2010, 8:19 pm

I won't marry you because you need to get with Astwhoria because my birth is EXTREMELY important. After all, you don't want to disappoint all the ladies do you? Didn't think so.

**Lucy Weasley** September 1st 2010, 10:00 pm

I won't marry you because GMILFs aren't supposed to marry their GSILFs.

**Remus Lupin** September 16th 2010, 1:17 am

I won't marry you because I'm not interested in marriage yet.

**Draco Malfoy** September 16th 2010, 7:03 am

I won't marry you because I'm a commitment phobe.

**Remus Lupin** September 17th 2010, 1:51 am

I won't marry you because I have that problem a bit myself.

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