THE NUDIST COLONY

FUCK YES.

-Walks in already naked-

Where am I? Oh. Clothes arent required?

-He looked down, then realised he was already naked.-

HUh.

*facepalm*

*Slowly strips then throws his clothes at Tam*

-walks in in eskimo jacket, hat and three sweaters-

WHOOPS, THIS ISNT THE IGLOO BUILDING CLUB IS IT?

-is excited for potentially LONG striptease-

-runs in-

DID SOMEONE SAY GELLERT STRIP TEASE?!?

-flips hair and removes jacket-

WILKOMMEN, BIENVENU...WELCOME!

-smiles craftily-

*settles down in a nest of scorpius' clothes to enjoy the show*

-rips off sweater #3-

OUTSIDE IT IS COLD
BUT IN HERE IT IS SO HOT
EVERY NIGHT WE HAVE TO FIGHT TO KEEP EVERYONE FROM TAKING OFF ALL OF THEIR CLOTHING
BUT DON'T GO AWAY
TONIGHT WE MAKE LOSE THE BATTLE

Danni walks in, unsure of what this place is until... "DAD! What are you doing?"

DANNI! GTFO!

Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs,
Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir,
We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good?
I bet you do!

-pierces audience with icy blue eyes and slithers out of another sweater-

[it's my german side coming out]

*wanders in* we have a nudist colony??? heck yes!

*commences strip tease to sexy music*

*rolls in on the floor Draco Malfoy style, naked* DID SOMEONE SAY NUDIST?!?!?

*takes off all her clothes and then her French lingerie*
YAY!
*flips over to the show*

-thinks Viktor Krum should join-

-rips off last sweater so that all he's wearing is a tie and snowpants-

Leave you troubles outside!
So - life is disappointing? Forget it!
We have no troubles here! Here life is beautiful...
The girls are beautiful...
Even the orchestra is beautiful!

*joins*