Token Black Guy Club

FOR BLAISE, DEAN, LEE, KINGSLEY and THAT OTHER BLACK DUDE


I'M SAD AND BLACK BITCHES! - Lee

Strolls in. LIKE A BOSS

*stomps in*

Hey.

[I'm really tempted to get my swag on and walk in here like a stereotypical gangsta.]

Walks in ,with a limp, "Sup?"

"Sup?" -is a gansta-

*folds arms across chest and stands up tall to look intimidating*

Sup...

*walks in*
Hey, guys.
Sorry, I forgot to turn my swag off last night. It's on overload.

...
Woah. Wrong club.
Sorry.
I'm supposed to be in the Vanilla Ice club.
'Scuse me.

*runs away*

*peeks head in and drools at the sexyness*

-is thrilled we have a Kingsley, and will forever imagine him as he is in Shoebox Project-

Regulus Black wrote:-is thrilled we have a Kingsley, and will forever imagine him as he is in Shoebox Project-

[FUCK YEAH]

*Gets his swag on*

BROTHAS! LOOK AT THIS WHITE KID! HE THINKS HE BLACK!

WHAT THE HELL?! HE ISN'T BLACK.


But I do love myself a little Zefron.

I mean -cough- Er....Girls. I like girls.

I KNOW!

Grrrrrrrrrrrlllllllsssss........ I LOVES ME SOME HOT ASS!

I need me some hot ass too.


FAYE? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

FAYE!?!?!? WHO'S THAT!?!?!?

No one.... -shifty eyes-


Or that Katie Bell. She is hoooottttt!

*wonders what kind of loons he's been stuck with*

Kingsley! My man! -fist bumped-

*nods in response and does the fist bump to make this strange Slytherin guy happy*

So i was thinking. When you become Minister for Magic. I could be deputy? Girls dig that.

Power's good!

And I already did that Bell chick. She's hot stuff!

LEE! -is mortified- We totally didn't do it...

Niceee one! -high fives-

[Yes I am this bored I am talking to myself.]