Re: Harry Potter and the Pencil of Gadric Griifendor one sentence story game

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 2:11 pm

Viktor threw a tantrum when he got called 'Goose' and Chuck Norris made him go sit in the naughty chair.

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 2:12 pm

Then Fabian made some suggestive remark about being naughty and they sexed it up... In a private room, of course. Sheesh.

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 2:16 pm

Everyone totally heard everything anyway.

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 2:27 pm

And then a magic beanstalk grew in the middle of wherever they were.

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 2:44 pm

Hagrid climbed up it and went home.

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 2:44 pm

Then Professor Trelawney hacked it down.

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 2:48 pm

So Hermione slapped her because she's always wanted to do that.

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 2:52 pm

Then the House Elves came in, prepared to tell Hermione how they viewed SPEW.

**Molly Prewett** August 26th 2010, 2:54 pm

Hermione just gets angrier because clearly they've been brainwashed and she needs to rescue them all!

**Lucy Weasley** August 26th 2010, 2:57 pm

Then J.K. Rowling wonders what the fuck is wrong with us AWF kids and takes an aspirin.

Ginny Weasley August 27th 2010, 1:32 am

Then she lays down in bed, because that aspirin was mighty strong, and she dreams about ducks swimming in purple goo while eating peanut butter flavoured popcorn.

**Lucy Weasley** August 27th 2010, 1:38 am

And then, in her dreams, Viktor comes out of nowhere because where there are ducks, there is always Viktor.

**Molly Prewett** August 27th 2010, 1:39 am

Then Neville is there too, because where there is Viktor, there is his fanboy.

Ginny Weasley August 27th 2010, 1:40 am

Then Mimbly is there, because where there is Neville...there is that dang Mimbly.

**Romilda Vane** August 27th 2010, 2:21 am

And even though Mimbly is there, Parv is too cause y'all know she can't get enough of Nev's thirteen inch dick.

**Molly Prewett** August 27th 2010, 2:22 am

And JKR wakes up and goes to see a therapist, because those are some fucked up dreams she's having.

**Lucy Weasley** August 27th 2010, 3:32 am

The therapist urges her to read Harry Potter, as it solved her own problems.

**Romilda Vane** August 27th 2010, 3:42 am

And JKR headdesks and screams,"I FUCKING WROTE THOSE BOOKS, YOU STUPID BITCH!"

Nikki Orwell August 27th 2010, 3:44 am

The therapist dresses JKR up in drag, because it is Nikki.

**Molly Prewett** August 27th 2010, 3:47 am

JKR checks into a mental institution because nobody is safe from Nikki.

Nikki Orwell August 27th 2010, 3:48 am

Damn straight.

**Molly Prewett** August 27th 2010, 4:14 am

Nikki took over the world and it was awesome.

Viktor Krum - Inactive August 27th 2010, 7:12 am

Then Tam came home and stabbed a ho ~~Penny~~ because she's not going to be #1 soon.

**Molly Prewett** August 27th 2010, 9:01 am

Mya pointed and laughed at Tam, even though Tam will reclaim top spot in about 30 seconds flat.

**Lucy Weasley** August 27th 2010, 2:59 pm

Cissa held Tam down so she would no longer be number one... at least, not without Mya getting a nice lead.

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