The Notice Board

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

This is a place to post official information and ads for the Slytherin House. (Please no OOC chat!)

[Draco Malfoy]

The first THURSDAY over every month (so last thursday) we have a PUFFLEHUFF S'MORE ROAST!!!

We supply the PuffleHuffs and chocolate, bring your own skewers and alcohol!

PARTY ON!

[Daphne Greengrass]

THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN IN THE CORNER IS FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL USE.

PLEASE DON'T MESS UP THE RUGS THOUGH. USE THE FOUNTAIN RESPONSIBLY!

[Guest]

Go apply for the Inner Circle located in the Death Eater Headquarters.

Now.

[Daphne Greengrass]

COME SIGN UP FOR THE SLYTHERIN QUIDDITCH TEAM!


http://averagewizard.omgforum.net/slytherin-common-room-f11/quidditch-team-t35.htm

Only 3 positions are filled!

[Daphne Greengrass]

SLYTHERIN HOUSE PARTY

We haven't had one in a while, so we've decided to party like we used too!
WE WILL BE SERVING HELLFIRE LABEL FIREBEER, unless you're Snape. Then you get Baby fart label.

It will be sometime this week.



Please bring gifts for me, Dee Riddle

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

SLYTHERIN ST. PATTY'S DAY HOUSE PARTY

Any Slytherins up for a night of drunken awesomeness? It IS St. Patty's day after all.
Tonight, whenever you want to start, let's get it going!
There will be all levels of firebeer available, White, Gold, Black, Volcano, and Pansy's Hellfire. Snape gets Baby Fart.

[Guest]

Snape isn't sharing his whiskey with anyone but Draco in the future.
Ever.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

BRAND NEW FOR TONIGHT'S PARTY:

[Guest]

LUCIUS MALFOY IS MINE.
ANYONE CAUGHT ATTEMPTING TO STEAL HIM WILL LEARN THE TRUE DEFINITION OF PAIN.

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

[taughtbyPansyParkinson?]

[Guest]

[taughtbyPansyParkinson?]

[Where else would they learn?]

[Draco Malfoy]

The first THURSDAY over every month (so last thursday) we have a PUFFLEHUFF S'MORE ROAST!!!

We supply the PuffleHuffs and chocolate, bring your own skewers and alcohol!

PARTY ON!

NEXT WEEK!!!! APRIL FIRST!!!!! IT'S ON!!!!!!!

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

APRIL FOOLS PUFFLEHUFF ROAST
Tomorrow Night.
We'll have Firebeer, the chocolate fountain, Pufflehuffs and smores stuff.
Bring your own skewer!

[Draco Malfoy]

ALL SLYTHERIN BOYS DORMS!!! THIS IS HAPPENING NOW:

Rave music begins to play in the dungeons while the Slytherin boys dorm is attacked by floating Kandi
[multicolored bracelets that ravers wear]

[Logan Avery]

OMFG YOU GUYS ROO IS BACK

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

PANSY AND KATIE'S BIRTHDAY BASH

It's mine and Lucy's birthdays, and a party is in order.
Since Pansy's a Slytherin and Katie's a Gryffindor, we couldn't do just a house party.
SOOO the party will be at the lake as one big giant super double-trouble party of awesomeness!

There, OF COURSE, will be all levels of firebeer available:
White: for the lightweights.
Gold: good and average.
Black: stronger stuff, still average.
Volcano: only if you're feeling strong.
Hellfire: only if you hold your alcohol really well.
Inferno: only if you're stupid.
Fiendfyre: only if your name is Pansy or Roo.
Snape still gets Baby Fart.
There will be NO Floo Label, as that has led to many bad things.
There will also be a new brew created for the party!

WHO: ALL FRIENDS OF KATIE AND PANSY.
WHAT: BIRTHDAY DRUNKEN FUN.
WHERE: I'll make a new party thread at the lake for it on Friday morning.
WHEN: Lucy's birthday is tomorrow, mine is Saturday. So the party will start on Friday, and continue until everyone gets bored and leaves, or passes out drunk.

Now go buy us presents.

[Guest]

SWEET.

[Blaise Zabini]

FOUND; One Slut. Bad condition with a bucket. Any claimers?


-hold out Dee-



[Im sorry, couldn't resist]

[Daphne Greengrass]

[OHMYFUCKINGGOD. YOU DIDN'T.]

[Blaise Zabini]

[....BUT I DID.]

[Daphne Greengrass]

[*smacks* YOU ASSHOLE.]

[Draco Malfoy]

[OMG BAD BLAISE! *huggles Dee* I LOVE YOU BABY SIS!]

[Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy]

Thoughts I've had for our Common Room in 2.0.
Dorm assignments as well. If you are not on the list, or would like to switch rooms, post and let me know. I just grabbed the most active Slytherins off the top of my head and grouped them according to friendships and future drama I was aware of.


PLACES IN THE COMMON ROOM
PLEASE do not let these get rated. It becomes a hassle for those of us who do not want things rated. It's as easy as making a new "Slytherin Common Room" or "Circle of Couches" thread in Smutland if you're really such horndogs that you want to do it in the common room. Just do that, or I will make sure that someone will crucio and/or cockblock your asses.
I figured it would be better to have more places in the common room, as it seems the Fireplace is nearly always taken or paused. With six separate places, this should make the common room more available to more people.

The Fireplace - the usual
Circle of Couches - better than the Gryff's octagon that copied our circle
Tables for Studying - the space that probably will be used for goofing off instead
A Dark Corner - shadowy and secretive for whatever you need
A Loveseat in the Corner - couples probably hang out here a lot...
Seventh Years' Lounge - for the 7th years own use? Something of an extra separate-from-the-fireplace lounge anyway...

The Notice Board - all important announcements, etc.
The Quidditch Team - all Quidditch Team discussion and claiming of positions
The House Party Thread - all house parties held in this thread



DORMITORIES
Dorms in the common room WILL NOT be rated.
If you want a rated dorm, create a generic Slytherin Girls Slytherin Boys Dorm in Smutland and use that instead.

GIRLS

Dorm 1:
Pansy Parkinson
Daphne Greengrass
Astoria Greengrass
Tamsyn Riddle

Dorm 2:
Faye Denowitz
Penny Rosier
Alecto Carrow
ONE SPOT.

Dorm 3:
Narcissa Black
Bellatrix Black
ONE SPOT.
ONE SPOT.

Dorm 4:
ONE SPOT.
ONE SPOT.
ONE SPOT.
ONE SPOT.


BOYS

Dorm 1:
Draco Malfoy
Blaise Zabini
Theo Nott
Scorpius Malfoy

Dorm 2:
Severus Snape
Lucius Malfoy
Evan Rosier
Gellert Grindelwald

Dorm 3:
Marcus Flint
Antonin Dolohov
Barty Crouch Jr.
ONE SPOT.

Dorm 4:
Fenrir Greyback
Walden McNair
ONE SPOT.
ONE SPOT.

[Guest]

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