Barty Crouch Jr. *tongue flick* :P

Okay, I'm a lazy kneazle so I'm not gonna read the rest of this thread, but I have several things to say.

1. I just died laughing at the title of this thread.
2. Your signature... it makes me love you.
3. Your avatar. His face. It's awesome.

HI I'M SEVALICIOUS AND I'M DELICIOUS.
No really, though.
Hey, I'm Eowyn, admin here, resident grammar nazi and sex crazed woman with yaoi obsession.
Maybe I should come with a warning label.

Severus... now that we have a Barty I will stop making moves on Lucius... be happy!

Bartemius Crouch, Jr. wrote:You didn't scare me off! I had to transfer to my phone. It takes a while to type on an iPhone. Tam, I am 18, and I have a twin sister you would love and be best friends with. I love being a Slytherin. Thank you Pansy.

He's myfavorite too!! I would squeal whenever he came on the screen. And I might be safe. I am half-rainbow.

And it doesn't matter if you're sane or insane! We'll get along fine!!

YOU'RE LEGAL.
I LIKE THIS.
PICTURE, NOW.
Oh wait I'm sure Tam already threatened that...
*goes to go see if you posted one*
Also, YAY FOR HALF-RAINBOWS LIKE ME!

Sevtastic!

EDIT:
DAMMIT FORUM THAT'S THE SECOND TIME YOU DELETED AL OF MY POST I FUCKING HATE YOU


much loves to Sev-dear <33

Sev, he's out right now so we get a picture later

... Fine, you can keep Barty.
I JUST WANT MY LUSCIOUS MOUTHFUL.
[unlesswhenhepostsapicidecideheshotterthanconnorandthenimaybotherhimtoo]

[SEVNOTFAIR!!!!!I'MLETTINGYOUHAVELUSCIOUSMOUTHFULANDYOUGETTOSMUTWITHCONNOR!THISONEISMINE]

hehe i love you two <3


someone relieve my boredom -sips tea, eyetwitch-

[Joel... chinese class is about to start.... get ready to partay!]

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:[SEVNOTFAIR!!!!!I'MLETTINGYOUHAVELUSCIOUSMOUTHFULANDYOUGETTOSMUTWITHCONNOR!THISONEISMINE]

FINE.

I love you Sev!!!!!!!!

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:[Joel... chinese class is about to start.... get ready to partay!]

[WOO okay!! LEMME GET ME SOME MORE TEA FIRST!! and i think i'll have my body wash up at your dock, that okay? ]

MASTER!

[please go there joel]

[buahaah i shall! but we'll have company, Daphne Greengrass is there too]

[where? the lake or the dock?]

[the dock]

A partay? I feel like I must insert myself into this partay. *waggles eyebrows*

And hello Winky.

hehe you can if you want Tam is going to rescue Joel's body number two, be the first person to meet Djinn, help the Joels and Djinn kill the monster at the bottom of the lake and build Scotlantis (like Atlantis, but in Scoltand har har)


I'm all excited! it's my first maybe for serious role play besides fixing people up in the Hospital Wing >.>;

OMG BARTY JOIN THE PARTY!!! *giggles at the rhyme*

but it won't be happening for about an hours...

That's cool. I have a little bit of psych to finish up then I'm off to my Modern British Lit class that's an easy class, considering my redcoat heritage.


Barty shall join the party!! *giggles*

Holly: I shall make an appearance. Soon! :p

hehe Tamsy-Tam-Tam-Tam the epicness of Scotlantis can wait

Haha Barty! I'm a transferred brit too! I was dragged around the world before my parents semi-settled us here in the lovely colonies and before you all freak out my crazy grandma still calls the US the colonies so you can just blame her

>< i really wish my family hadn't immigrated. i do i do i dooooo


or i wish that after the Famine they moved back to Ireland then i'd be Native American, and in the UK with a sexy accent. : P

Barty, I hope you know that everytime I read the title of this thread I am overcome with lust joy