Supernatural...

End of episode two of season five makes me want to stop watching Supernatural.
Beginning of episode three opens with Sam naked in bed, muscles rippling.
All is forgiven.

Oh. Okay.
I hate Supernatural again.
This season is made of pain.
PAIN AND SUFFERING.

Dean should die in a fire.
A ceiling fire.
NOW.
I hope Alastair gets to play with you all damn day for the rest of eternity in hell.

Bitch.
Keep watching and get over it.

He's an ungrateful selfish brat with more arrogance than I can bear. His egocentricicism and desperate, uncontrolled need for instant gratification is abhorrent to me. I honestly loathe him right now.

KEEP

WATCHING

BEFORE

I

SLAP

YOU

I CAN'T. I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL LATE TONIGHT OR TOMORROW.
I WANT TO WATCH RIGHT NOWWWWWW.

WELL THEN STOP TALKING BAD ABOUT MY MAN AND MAKE TIME SPEED UP SO YOU CAN WATCH MORE.

I would just like to say how much I love the soundtrack of this show.

It has to be one of the best ever.

MYSTERY BLONDE GIRL CAN I BE YOU.
OH MY GOD WHO IS THIS WOMAN.

*WAITS*
SAM JUST ASKED.
'I'M THE GIRL THAT JUST SAVED YOUR ASS'

WHO ARE YOU.
CAN I HAVE YOUR LIFE.
CAN I HAVE YOUR KNIFE.
oh that rhymed.

RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.
RUBY.

RUBY IS SO FREAKING BAMF.
I LIKE HER.

I TOLD YOU SO! RUBY 1.0 IS SO SEXY AND BAMF.

SHE IS.

I just got up to 'The Monster at the End of This Book'...

OMG
I AM SO DEAD.
The conversation about Wincest...
And the book feedback...
-is already rewatching this scene again-

EVEN DEAN DOESN'T SHIP WINCEST.
-dead-

LOL BUT SAM DOES.
YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHY HE ALREADY KNEW WHAT SLASH WAS, JUST SAYIN'.

But I loved that episode so hard.
My favorite scene besides the Wincest scene was the laundromat.

Dean: "Sam turned his back on Dean. His face brooding and pensive." I mean, I don't know how this guy is doing it but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face but those are definitely your pensive and brooding shoulders... *pause* You just thought I was a dick.
Sam: This guy's good.
Dean: *glares*

Well...
I knew what slash was before I read any...
You don't have to read it to know what it is, or to ship it.

Also, I loved Corporate!Dean and Techie!Sam.
Especially Techie!Sam.

I loved Corporate!Dean.

Also, I think it's already been proven that Sam makes shitty decisions. *nods*
*actually sighed with relief when Dean hated Wincest*

-found the whole thing hilarious-

Dean eating tofu and them not fighting?
Something is wrong with this picture.

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Corporate!Dean makes me want to murder kittens.
Techie!Sam is cute but really, I just like my Winchesters covered in mud, blood, and salt, the way they were meant to be.
Real. Rugged. Men.

ALSO, WHAT WAS THAT, WINCEST HATERS?

Angelina Johnson wrote:-found the whole thing hilarious-

Dean eating tofu and them not fighting?
Something is wrong with this picture.

Hahahhaaha yes that made me laugh, Dean eating tofu...

Sirius Black wrote:
ALSO, WHAT WAS THAT, WINCEST HATERS?

Just quoting myself so there's Wincest on this page too.
No big deal.

I can't ship Wincest. I love both boys, but I cannot ship Wincest.
Incest is not cool.

Also, clever editing and taking things out of context is really easy. JS.

*sighs and facepalms* Yes. The above GIFs are purely that.
But I could and probably will at some point write a fifty page essay on why and how Wincest is canon with actual proof.
BUT FOR NOW I MUST GO TO BED.
WHICH ANGERS ME BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO SPAM ALL THE THREADS WITH WINCESTUOUS PORN.

*facepalms in return*
It's not canon, it's ironic.

I don't know why, but I can't see Sam as anything but straight.
Dean I can see as bi in the sense of he'd try anything to get off.
*shrugs*