Why, hello there.

Er.. Hi. I'm not quite sure what to say here, most likely because of those pesky wrackspurts.. Oh well, I'm new to the site and such.. blah blah blah. I don't really enjoy blabbering on about myself. So, why don't you tell me about you.. and ask me questions or something? This is harder then it looks, honestly.
Favorite Color: Green:
Favorite character besides the obvious: Dumbledore.
Favorite Bertie Bott's flavour: Earthworm, it provokes interesting thoughts.
Favorite AVPM quote: "Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxies with intergalactic travels to pigfarts on MARS" (Or s.omething of that sort)
Er.. I'm from Aruba.. blah blah.. uhm. Yes. Now your turn

Hello!!! -jumps up and down excitedly- WE HAVE MORE 'CLAWS!! YES!!! :D:D

Er.. hi. Should I be scared?

oh, naww i'm usually perfectly harmless...


of course, you have to watch out for them Bolar Pears. If you want to know more about them you should PM Dee Riddle. she's the only one that knows everything about them i think....


anyway, welcome to the forum!!

...Nice to know that I'm known and loved Joel.

<33 <33 ^-^

So, What're these Bolar Pears you speak of, they sound interesting. Another Ministry Breeding program?

Well, they are the children of Blaise Zabini you see, and they are orange and fuzzy.

They are quite dangerous. I'd read a random clearing on the grounds to see a bit more.

Orange and fuzzy? They sound adorable.. Perhaps I should tame one..

You can't. Because you have no immunity to them. They'll drive you mad.


It's nice to know that I have already made the newbie think I'm insane.

I'm already mad! I. Want. An. Orange-fuzzy-mibobitz!. D:

NO! Bolars have a reserved area in the Forbidden Forest Natural Park.

YOU HAVE NO IMMUNITYYYYY!

D:
How do I get immunity, then?

You can't. Only five(?) people have it.

I Suppose I'll have to stick t looking for Nargles, then.

It's alright. You wouldn't want to go near them anyway! They are quite frightening.

It's orange. And fuzzy. I can't see past it and find the frightening part of him.

Dude. Dude. DUDE.

This is a fucking monster! It's scary as hell!

CRY YOUNG ONE! CRY!

[Oh my Rowling. I am sorry. I guess my Riddleness came over me.]

I'm scared now..

I'm so sorry. I'm going to go now...

D: Deeeeee!! Controls thyself!

and don't worry. i thought it was adorable too. Until one ate Pooby

I can't believe it ate Pooby! *cries*

Dee, don't leave! The other one scares me >.>

What's a Pooby?

Joel the sexy cheesecake man scares you? Or the Bolar?

Pooby was my owl. A bolar ate him.

-nods- it was so sad. lots of us cried.