Wincest and J2

THE finale

and okay

oh fuck you ipods suck

TAM YOU SHOULD FIND ME PHONE SEX J2 FICS
OKAY? OKAY.
I have developed a kink.

OKAY
I'LL TRY TONIGHT
I THINK I HAVE A FEW

YES BABY I LOVE YOU
I'm dying here.
I am forever away from the sex in my fic.
It's just nauseatingly cute. Do not want.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE I HAVE TO READ IT
also does voicemails work too?

YES SURE WHATEVER
ugh tam you will not want to read it trust me
it's shitty and i'm tempted to throw it out even though i'm like 10 pages in because it's disgustingly cute and pointless
it's just romance what am i doing
what am i even doing

I WILL SEND YOU THE FIRST TEN PAGES IF YOU WISH

SEND THEM ANYWAY
I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO

Short fic for you
http://www.sinful-desire.org/archive/viewstory.php?sid=777&chapter=1

Is it sad that I've already read it?
Okay I'm emailing you the first part of the fic but you'll need to gouge your eyes out. It's that grossly cute.
Ashley mocks me for it.
It's okay though.

OMGSDLKSGJSKLD

EOYWN I FOUND ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FICS EVER

AT LAST

THIS IS THE ONE I WAS HUNTING FOR TO SEND YOU

http://www.sinful-desire.org/archive/viewstory.php?sid=397&chapter=1

OH EOWYN
LOOK

PHONE SEX
http://www.sinful-desire.org/archive/viewstory.php?sid=189&chapter=1
You know you love me

Tam. Best porn. Best plot. Best sequels. Best verse, period.
http://thenyxie.livejournal.com/474193.html

Go. I thought it was pure cheese.
It's almost entirely pure porn.
And not just porn.
Good porn.
Not just good porn.
Unique porn.
They do shit in here I haven't even seen in actual pornography.
And the build up of sexual tension will get you off so many times before they even fuck.
Oh. And for the nerd in you, there's a lot of physics in it. *blinks*

I just found yet another sequel, post-epilogue.
Tam, it has kinbaku-bi.
I squealed.

BITCH

I PM'D YOU THAT AND YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T READ TEACHER FICS

Oh wait... I just found the pm... I think I only sent it to Dee *dies laughing*

WELL I'M GLAD WE HAVE THE SAME TASTE