HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEE!

IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY HERE BUT OH WELL.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I LOVE YOU
YOU ARE AMAZING
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
YOU ARE HILARIOUS
YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE
I REMEMBER BACK ON THE BLUE FORUM WHEN WE PM'D EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME
BEFORE SKYPE AND THE PURPLE AND TUMBLR
AND WE SHARED AN OBSESSION FOR CHRISTIAN COULSON
AND WE WERE BFF'S
AND NOW...NOW WE ARE BROS
AND THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL THING
SO I HOPE YOU HAVE A FABULOUS DAY
I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR OF BEING 15
AND MANY MORE TOTALLY AWESOME YEARS TO FOLLOW IT
I LOVE YOU
I AM SO GLAD WE BECAME FRIENDS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GORGEOUS
NOW GO DO EPIC THINGS AND SHOVE YOUR FACE WITH CAKE, KAY? KAY.
<3

Dear Dee,
You're older than me.
Bitch.

...THAT'S NOT ACTUALLY MY POST.

Here it is. A poem, from yours truly:

Dee,
I miss you like the sun misses the moon
Because we never talk
Free
And I love you like
A squirrel loves a
Tree
And because I love you
So very much, I hope your birthday is
Happy
And that you love being
15 as much as
I love you.
...Knee.

...I TRIED TO MAKE IT RHYME, I REALLY DID, BUT RHYMING JUST DOESN'T WORK OUT SOMETIMES.
I LOVE YOU DEEEE.
I LOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE YOU.
Have an awesome birthday. Hope you get everything you want.
Tell me how being 15 is, kay?
Love you loads,
Cissa

YO YO YO DEE.
HOW'S IT HANGING?
WHAT'S THAT, IT'S YOUR FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY?
WELL FUCK YEAH. I LOVE YOU TO DEATH GIRL AND I HOPE YOU HAD A KICKASS DAY SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WITH YOUR COMPLETE AND UTTER INSANITY.
BECAUSE THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE VERY LOVED.
LOVE,
EOWYN

HAPPY MOTHER EFFING BIRTHDAY FOO. LOVE YOU DEE DEE!!!!!!!!!!!