The Fireplace

Tam came down from her dorms and wandered out of the common room. As she went she thought about where she might have been. She vaguely remembered a lot of grass and some leaves so she decided to head out to the grounds.

Narcissa walked into the Common Room with a large stack of books in her arms, preparing to study for a Transfigurations test. She raised a skeptical eyebrow at the sleeping boy on the couch and opted to sit in a chair near the windows.

[Haha, Cissy, your lazy future son. ]

[Haha.... FAMILY... isn't this the first time an older Malfoy has me a younger one?]

[Haha, depends on your definition of "meet". If "meet" is "watching future son sleep until late afternoon" then, yeah. ]

[Why do you let him be such a lazy bum?]

[I LACK DICIPLINE AS A PARENT BECAUSE I'M A SINGLE MOM BECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS IN AZKABAN AND MY SISTER IS A CONTROLLING PSYCOPATH WHILE MY SON IS FORCED TO KILL HIS HEADMASTER AND RISK HIS LIFE, SO I'M SORRY I WANT TO LET HIM SLEEP IN.

I'm just kidding. He's just an out-of-control teenager. I lost hope long ago.]

[HAHAHAHAHHA!!!! I just died! That was fantastic Narcissa!]

[Best possible Mum-in-law ever, I think. hahahahaha]

[ Thank you!

AND OMG PANSY, YOU WOULD BE MY DAUGHTER IN LAW!!! I hadn't realized that!! Now I shall plan our Thanksgiving; WITH VIGOR! :3 ]

[YAY! *hopes there's pudding*]

[But of course. I lovee chocolate pudding. *wants pudding* I actually think I have some...

YES! I AM EATING THE LAST PUDDING CUP!! (and on an unrelated note, I say we need a maniacal laughter icon, if possible. XD) ]

[I agree to that unrelated note. It would have come in handy several times when or just wasn't enough.]

[I think this > is pretty manical...]

[But the laughter part... that's lacking. Like, mix and , would be great.]

[Ah the moving of his head up and down made me think it was laughing. also this one makes me think of how horses play with their upper lips... aw. I made myself sad. I miss horses.]

[Aww I do too... *mises Seth now*]

Narcissa Malfoy wrote:[I LACK DICIPLINE AS A PARENT BECAUSE I'M A SINGLE MOM BECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS IN AZKABAN AND MY SISTER IS A CONTROLLING PSYCOPATH WHILE MY SON IS FORCED TO KILL HIS HEADMASTER AND RISK HIS LIFE, SO I'M SORRY I WANT TO LET HIM SLEEP IN.

I'm just kidding. He's just an out-of-control teenager. I lost hope long ago.]

[I just fell off my chair laughing.]

[Hey, anyone want to say hi to Sev? I'm boreddd. Where's Connor, I want to have our awkward encounter.]

[*waves* Hi, Sev!!! lol. Is Seth your horse? I used to work at a horse farm, but have never had one of my own.]

[ADRIAN! YOU'RE HERE! Let's go have sex! I mean.. um.. OH. I DID end up taking the pictures, did you want me to message them to you?]

[Still sleeping on the couch, because his poor mother doesn't have control over him. But it's cool cause we're having pudding at thanksgiving and she can show me his embarrassing baby pictures and stuff.
I'd come say hi, but Pansy is puking in the Jello Room.
There are so many strange things about that sentence.
And Adrian - he's not mine, but might as well have been. Beautiful thoroughbred, he kicked at most people, but he liked me. ]

[... I meant Connor, not Draco.]

[Same difference.]

Severus Snape wrote:[ADRIAN! YOU'RE HERE! Let's go have sex! I mean.. um.. OH. I DID end up taking the pictures, did you want me to message them to you?]

[YES!!! I mean.... sure!]

[Oh my Rowling Pansy. I love your banner. That's so much simpler than this monstrosity! *points downward*]