RAWR. Hi :D

If you're surviving this... I think you'll fit in just fine.

Oh, and if anyone totures Oliver it's gonna be me... but I'm a good girl so I shall refrain.

AND I'M THE MOST TOTALLY AWESOME OF ALL

What? Who said that?

Yeahhh.... We're all pretty cool. Except Pansy. Pansy can go eat a dick. But not Draco's. HE'S MINE, BITCH.

Nikki shut Oliver up, so we are safe for now. -holds head gingerly- He was rather angry. it just took some rather angry Bedazzler fidgeting and me finding my favourite Oliver/Percy fic. So, we can call a truce for now.

EOWYN EOWYN EOWYN, WE NEED TO REWORK OUR PLANS FOR 2.0 NOW THAT WE HAVE THE LOVELY PENELOPE.

Except that you two get DIVORCED.

WE SHOULD, NIKKI.

LET'S TALK TO PENELOPE YOU KNOW WHEN WE'RE DONE TRYING NOT TO SCARE HER OFF.

HEY. THAT'S OFF WIKIPEDIA. YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE JKR EVER SAID THAT.

IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL LOVE AND WE MADE A BABY. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

Astoria you can shut your whore face. How long did it take you to crawl into his bed? Yeah, thought so.
BABIES DON'T MEAN LOVE. THEY JUST MEAN YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON AND REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR POTION.

I WILL FIND PROOF.

AND THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND PEOPLE STLL GET DIVORCED.

PANCO FTW!!!

Scorpius likes me better anyway. Just saying.

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Hi Penelope!
I'm Elise and I roleplay as Fleur, Faye, Barty Crouch Jr., Dorcas Meadowes, and Nymphadora Tonks.
I'm one of the insane people here and I like to talk about television shows like Doctor Who.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY HERE, BUT WELCOME TO THE INSANITY AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.

PS: Panco forever.

And motherfuck I can't read this thread anymore.
THANKS PANSY.

EDIT: Nevermind. Drastoria forever.

Pansy Parkinson wrote:Astoria you can shut your whore face. How long did it take you to crawl into his bed? Yeah, thought so.
BABIES DON'T MEAN LOVE. THEY JUST MEAN YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON AND REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR POTION.

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH OR I SWEAR I WILL STRAP A DILDO TO MY HEAD AND RAPE YOU LIKE A UNICORN.

GO DIE IN A GUTTER LIKE THE STREET WHORE YOU REALLY ARE.

DRACO LOVES ME. HE BROKE UP WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON HIM WITH HIS OWN SON, DAMNIT. YOU DON'T DESERVE HIM. YOU NEVER DID.

Wow, someone's touchy.
Also, SUCK IT MUDBLOOD FAYE.

Wow. Looks like everyone took double doses of their crazy juice today.

HI PENELOPE! Everyone else has already covered all the important bits, so I'll just say a big welcome to AWF! I really hope you have a fantastic time here. I'm Hermione (obviously) but everyone calls me Mya because the temptation of having to type only 3 letters is just too great. I'm Head Mod, feel free to PM me with any questions you have relating to the site, or the RP - but as has already been said, everyone here is very friendly and very willing to help out. (Sorry we're a little nuts, clearly we're not allowed to meet new people very often!). If you haven't yet done so, I also suggest making your way through the rules section of the forum to help get yourself acquainted with the way things work here at AWF.
I play Hermione, as well as Molly Prewett, Evan Rosier, Alecto Carrow, and half of Lily Evans.
Looking forward to seeing you around the site!
XD

Ok, I'm now overwhelmed and lost

And Percy, about the thing I need to fill out, can I fib a bit? She is a little rare so the info I have and the internet has is about the same.. which is very little...

Mya, the spiffy head mod up there, told me that only the Basics part was really strictly necessary for her purposes, so you can fib all you want. For example, on my James sheet, I was pressured into saying James was pale and noodly when EVERYONE KNOWS HE IS A BRONZED, MUSCLED ADONIS

Yep, Penelope. You can make up whatever you don't know. It's fully up to you how you decide to make her since there's not a lot told about her in the books.

Penelope Clearwater wrote:Ok, I'm now overwhelmed and lost

And Percy, about the thing I need to fill out, can I fib a bit? She is a little rare so the info I have and the internet has is about the same.. which is very little...

Yes - you can use as much creative license with your character profile as you see fit.

Of couse! I scarpered almost every known thing about Romilda when I did my profile...

Romilda Vane wrote:Of couse! I scarpered almost every known thing about Romilda when I did my profile...

... What does scarpered mean? It sounds like a fun word. I've never heard it before.

It means trashed, love.

Scarpered sounds almost as fun as supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
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Maybe even more fun. I won't fun out of breath saying it.

Actually, scarper is British informal slang for to run away, go quickly, get rid of, the like.

Like what we should do with Sansy.
GET RID OF IT.

Imeanwhat.

OOOHHHHHHH. I LIKE IT.