I LOVE ANGELA

Parkinson, that is so rude. You should be ashamed and go cry in your room. Oh, wait, you're probably already doing that because you and Draco split.

I'm going to split your skull, js.

Thank you, Elise.
WHAT A GOOD FRIEND.
*laughs at irony of telling this to Mudblood FAYE*

IN THIS MOMENT NOW, CAPTURE IT REMEMBER IT

and it's no problem. JUST DOIN' MY DUTY!

Duty... -giggles- Jeffrey did you hear? Duty? -giggles because Jeffrey thinks its cute-

I'm gonna cut you.

I am so thoroughly entertained by you all.

-dead-

Someone is a little gif happy.

I am getting far too much enjoyment outta this.

OMG WHOEVER YOU TWO ARE...JEFFREY KNOWS THE PASSWORD TO MY ACCOUNT AND IF HE SEE'S THIS....I WILL KILL YOU DEAD.

OGM
OGM
OGM
DNFSBUSKJBSK
AHAHHAHA
I AM DYING
I LOVE YOU BOTH SO FUCKING MUCH
OMG
-abuses mod powers to find out who it is-

*cackles*

That was the first thing I did too!

*also stalked*
So. Much. Love.

Neville Longbottom wrote:OMG WHOEVER YOU TWO ARE...JEFFREY KNOWS THE PASSWORD TO MY ACCOUNT AND IF HE SEE'S THIS....I WILL KILL YOU DEAD.

Well that sounds like your problem darling, now doesn't it? Maybe it's time for him to realize how perfect Jeffangela is.

Angela Bonner wrote:This feels strange with an alter ego of myself talking to me. Jeffrey, come let me show you that we're close to the perfect height for kissing, come and see!!!

*kisses*
I love you so much, baby girl! Let me just take you in my arms and hold you tight for the rest of eternity.

When I find out who this is....I am going to hunt you down and poke your eyes until you are blind and then I am going to proceed and pull your hair out. Strand by strand.

Well that sounds most unpleasant. Jeffrey, tell the mean Gryffindor to go away.

LOOK WHO RETURNED CAUSE HER FATHER CLEANED HER ROOM FOR HER
LOVING FATHER

and who isn't gif happy, omg.
But srzly, kid, I'mma kill you.

Mr. Longbottom, please leave my future wife alone. You're obviously causing her discomfort. Go. Away.

How do you intend to kill me? I will strangle you before you lay a single finger on me, string you up by your optic nerves, and let the bolars have their way with you. Jeffrey would never let you touch me. His abs of steel would prevent you even coming close, anyway.

AW HELL NO
YOU DID NOT TALK TO NEVILLE THAT WAY
BITCH I'MMA GONNA SLICE YOU INTO PIECES
AND SERVE YOU IN A PIE

and girl I gots parents in the law enforcements and you TOTES gave yourself away.

BOLARS! IT'S DEE!! ATTACK NEV! ATTAACCCKKK!!!

*flexes*
Please leave my love and I alone! We're just trying to be happy and live in a big house with a white picket fence, and have six children and a really big doggy!!! Is that so much to ask!?

Oh my god.
IloveyouguysIloveyouguysIloveyouguys.
So much.