Re: New Malfoy

Fleur Delacour - Inactive July 8th 2010, 8:33 am

Every time I read this I feel Sad

and then I want to Question

your typing. I sometimes take Polyjuice and look like cat

or

or

And yesterday I went to the mall and felt cheers

and then I had a drunken

night. I once saw a movie that made me like affraid

and I love albino

lifeguards. They don't make any sense.

I wish I lived in Egypt so I could be like farao

or England so I could be like king

or

the Red Nosed Reindeer.

I wish I was santa

too. Or a

I am now

be back soon

**Scorpius Malfoy** July 8th 2010, 8:38 am

I have an Aunt Daphne. Not an Aunt Stella. Sorry...I don't seem to remember ever hearing your name. Like, never ever evers.
And don't mock my love of Gellert Grindelwald. He lights up my life like the a million suns having a disco party in my pants.

Gellert Grindelwald Inact July 8th 2010, 8:45 am

Fleur Delacour wrote:Every time I read this I feel and then I want to your typing. I sometimes take Polyjuice and look like or or
And yesterday I went to the mall and felt and then I had a night. I once saw a movie that made me like and I love lifeguards. They don't make any sense.

I wish I lived in Egypt so I could be like or England so I could be like or
the Red Nosed Reindeer.

I wish I was too. Or a

I am now be back soon

i just saw that and it made me Very Happy

. i love you too much. but now i must Sleep

Guest July 8th 2010, 9:25 am

Scorpius, your grandfather did not like me though i was iin Slytherine, and he like's draco more than me so that is why you never heard of me Crying or Very sad

Guest July 8th 2010, 9:26 am

Gellert

Guest July 8th 2010, 11:05 am

**Scorpius Malfoy** July 8th 2010, 3:58 pm

OH MAH GAWDS I'm sorry but it's Slytherin not Slytherine.
Also, please google the appropriate use of the apostrophe if you plan to post. Mucho Gracias.

**Draco Malfoy** July 8th 2010, 4:30 pm

........ I have no sister. In fact I am a spoilt only child. You can ask my mother.

So yes. Please don't try to be my twin. I never wanted siblings. Ever. I love being an only child. And I am VERY bad at sharing. Just ask Pansy.

Also anyone related to me would have to have good grammar. Just for the record.

All the best,
That dude who you seem to be deluded into thinking is your brother.

p.s. Hi! I'm Tam but I RP as Tam/Draco/Audrey/Lee (sometimes) so hello!

Lucius Malfoy July 8th 2010, 4:35 pm

...

I have only one child and it's Draco. -nods-

UNLESS, HOLY MANDRAKES ARE YOU AN ACCIDENT? BECAUSE I SWEAR, EVEN WHEN DRUNK I NEVER FORGET THE CONTRACEPTION CHARM. NEVER.

But seriously, I don't think you're my kid so until we get the results back there will be no cookies for you.

**Draco Malfoy** July 8th 2010, 4:36 pm

*smirks and noms on cookies*

**Draco Malfoy** July 8th 2010, 4:37 pm

Also your avatar is not a blonde. You cannot be related to us. We are the blondest of the blondes.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** July 8th 2010, 5:48 pm

Pansy Malfoy wrote:Hi! Welcome to Average Wizard
Glad you've found us, buuut unfortunately there's just one thing you may have to rethink about your character.
We've had some people want to do this sort of thing before, but because it complicates things far too much, it's best if you don't make up a sibling of an already existing character. A cousin is fine, as it is far enough removed that it can make sense in the roleplay, but a sibling is too difficult to integrate randomly. Sorry!

Anyway, welcome! Hope you'll stick around. We're all a little bonkers - some more than others - but overall it's a load of good fun.

I do not like to be ignored.
I was kind the first time, which is rare for me, and I will not be so benevolent again.
That is all.

**Draco Malfoy** July 8th 2010, 5:52 pm

YOU LIVEEEEEEEEE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

And really Stella... she isn't normally nice.... Ever...

Guest July 8th 2010, 5:56 pm

Scorpius Malfoy wrote:OH MAH GAWDS I'm sorry but it's Slytherin not Slytherine.
Also, please google the appropriate use of the apostrophe if you plan to post. Mucho Gracias.

Thank you. You saved me the time of saying it myself.

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** July 8th 2010, 6:48 pm

So like, i don't know if you've seen it (and i'm not attacking, just suggesting) but we have list somewhere that like, says free canon characters. Or, if you want to just make your own but need help with the idea, just ask. :] All of my characters besides Theodore Nott are OC's, I love making up people and stories about their lives (I write, a lot. lol), so feel free to PM me if you need help. Very Happy

And no, Pansy is rarely nice...as is Eowyn when people don't follow rules...

Padma Patil July 8th 2010, 6:55 pm

Reading through this whole thread makes me proclaim...
I LOVE YOU GUYS.

[Hello and welcome!]

Guest July 8th 2010, 8:26 pm

Fine, I'll be a cousin atleast!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest July 8th 2010, 8:29 pm

I mean I'm not a cousin, just born by mistake and am not Draco's twin,

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** July 8th 2010, 8:35 pm

Stella Malfoy wrote:Fine, I'll be a cousin atleast!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least is two words.

Stella Malfoy wrote:I mean I'm not a cousin, just born by mistake and am not Draco's twin,

This makes no sense. Please explain yourself. That would still make you a random non-existent sibling, which, I believe was made clear is not allowed.

Guest July 8th 2010, 8:36 pm

I'm Blonde now lol!

that is really me that pic was just my aunt lol!

**Adelia Kara Whiteraven** July 8th 2010, 8:40 pm

Listen, kid.

Are you mentally challenged? Or are you just here to annoy us and spam? <3

Because seriously. You're not getting the point here. No. Siblings. Ever. We don't do that, Ms. Troll. No, we do not. So either change it, or gtfo now.

Nikki Orwell July 8th 2010, 8:44 pm

How do I begin to explain Pansy Malfoy (nee Parkinson)?
Pansy is flawless.
I hear her hair is insured for 10,000 galleons.
I heard she does torture commercials... IN JAPAN!
One time she met Voldemort, and he told her she was scary.

**Andromeda Black** July 8th 2010, 8:45 pm

One time she put me in the hospital wing in a coma for four days.
IT WAS AWESOME!

Nikki Orwell July 8th 2010, 8:46 pm

MORAL OF THE SOTRY: LISTEN TO PANSY 'THE BAMF' MALFOY, ELSE YOUR ASS IS IN FOR IT.

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** July 8th 2010, 9:00 pm

Essentially you just need to either comply to the rules - as they are not that difficult - or gtfo. If you're here to annoy us, great. We won't stand for it and you'll be banned before you can say avada kedavra. If you're here to join us, fantastic. Just follow the rules and listen to mods and admins when they tell you to do something. It's not that complex.

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