Hello, how ar--- *trips*

Hello the name is Teddy Tonks. Glad to met all of you guys.

I am glad to be at Hogwarts

P.S. I'm not a new character so please try and guess who I am.

P.P.S. Please don't cheat and find out who I am

-coughtedwasamugglecough- ... Just pointing that out.

GRANDPA. Wait... Hermione is my mom, not Tonks...
-is slightly confused by the intricate Lupin family tree... consults diagram made by Mya-

"Excuse ME! (I saw holes the other day sue me) I. Am. Not. A. Muggle. I am muggle-born. There is a difference. My Mom and Dad are muggles or how I like to call them non-magic folk. I for one, do not have any problem with Muggles.

OMR HI I HAS A GRANDSON!

-decides to run with this grandpa since his family hates him now-
HIIII! -puppy dog eyes-

YAY I LOVE RUNNING.
-Ted runs-
-seconds later he's on the ground brushing dirt of him.-

"Sorry I'm a little... Okay ALOT Clumsy "

-shakes head disapprovingly-

-smiles and nodds-

Thinking to himself he is glad that Teddy never inherited is Clumsyness

-tackles- FUTURE HUSBAND! I AM GOING TO BE ANDI IN 2.0! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE A TED! -dances happily-

TEDDY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HATE YOU!?!?!?!?!? I'M STILL YOUR FAVOURITE AUNT/UNCLE RIGHT!!?!?!?!!?!?

YAY THIS COULD WORK OUT WELL NIKKI!

Andromeddy anyone?

TELL ME WHO YOU ARE.

I DEMAND IT.

Nope. If you guess I'll tell you...

Will enjoy this time of mystery

I don't guess.

It's not my way. I have other methods. *gets out torture instruments*

-prepares for this try to pry information from me-\

Shall set this as a claim against Muggle-Borns. Cannot wait for the trial....

Draco Malfoy wrote:TEDDY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HATE YOU!?!?!?!?!? I'M STILL YOUR FAVOURITE AUNT/UNCLE RIGHT!!?!?!?!!?!?

DAD SAID HE LOVED KIORA MORE. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY MY FAVORITE, I'M MOVING IN WITH YOU.

THAT'S CAUSE YOU'RE A HORRIBLE SON. >.> *sobs* AND YOU'RE A REMINDER OF HOW MUCH OF A FAIL I AM. OUCH...THAT WAS MEAN. OKAY, I'M SORRY. I'M GOING TO GO BURY MYSELF IN THE BACKYARD NOW.

*digs grave and buries self in it...gets back out grabs jar of nutella, then buries self*

FINE. I'LL BURY MYSELF IN THE FRONT YARD. JUST SO WE'RE NEVER TOGETHER. NOT EVEN IN DEATH.
-sobs and grabs shovel to start digging-

TEDDY NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

MOVE IN WITH ME AND EVERYDAY YOU'LL GET COOKIES AND ALCOHOL!!!!

Just no cigarettes... They smell icky

WHY DOES MY FAMILY INSIST ON BURYING THEMSELVES AROUND ME!?????????????? *sobs*

TEDDY!

WTF. At least make the hole big enough for me so that I can still annoy you in the afterlife.
*gets teddy bear and snacks* Okay, I'm ready to be buried!

Well, dose this mean I am part of the ever-so-confusing Lupin family?

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN. I'M MOVING IN WITH TAM. C'MON, DEE. LETS LEAVE WIDOWED MYA MOM AND DAD TO DEAL WITH KIORA.

Yes. Yes it does. You might want to make yourself a diagram to help you. There are alot of sketchy relationships. -cough-Scorpius-cough-

Okay! DO YOU THINK I'LL BE ALLOWED TO BRING MY GUN?

JUST PUT IT IN YOUR TEDDY BEAR.