Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

Hello fellow students and staff of Hogwarts,
My name is Albus Dumbledore and though I wasn't at Hogwarts before, I am here now. Please do not dwell on where I have been, though curiosity is not a sin.... but we should exercise caution with our curiosity.

I am a Gryffindor student and love lemon drops, raspberry jam, and socks.

I do hope to see you around the castle, and just know that it is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

P.S. I do love knitting patterns

Oh my gosh. Dumbly! Where have you been?


Berties botts? -hoolds out sweeties-

Katie, obviously he prefers Sherbet Lemons. Here: -offers some-

...

Well, okay. Go find Gellert.

Hello, Albus!
Do you prefer fuzzy socks? Because I have a LOT of those. *offers*

Katie: Oh! Alas...earwax!

Angelina: I do love sherbet lemons. Lemon is simply a divine flavour, isn't it?

Rose: Gellert...Gellert is here? *blanches slightly and mumbles* For the greater good...oh dear
[PS, Dee...don't hate me for making this...mmkay?]

Padma: I love all kind of socks! Though woolen ones are my favourite.

Dumbledore, I completely agree. Lemon is a divine flavour.

YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SAID IT ENOUGH-

I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE ALBUS.
YOU WILL BE THE BEST ALBUS.

GELBUS GRINDELDORE WILL BE SO HOT WITH YOU AND RACHEL WRITING IT OH MY DEAR LORD.
[I really do like that better. Plus, it's the official term for the pairing in fanart/ fanfiction, i.e. Wolfstar, Snaco, Drarry, etc.]

Why thanks Eowyn XD

I really hope I can live up to these Grindeldore expectations...I don't know if I can...though Rachel is the fucking best, so I know she'll have no problem in leading the awesomeness that it can potentially be.

HI HI HI HI HI.

I LOVE YOU A LOT FOR DOING THIS AND JUST IN GENERAL OKAY

DO YOU WANT AN...ACID POP?

-sexual innuendos-

WHO ARE YOU!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE REGULARS THEN EMAIL ME NOW. IF YOU AREN'T THEN I DEMAND THAT SOMEONE WHO KNOWS AND HAS MY EMAIL EMAILS ME TO TELL ME... NOWWWWWWWWWW