And, then, he stabbed me.

I'm The Grey Lady, the Ravenclaw House ghost. I was born Helena Ravenclaw and I stole the Diadem of Ravenclaw in order to become smarter than my mother, Rowena Ravenclaw. I skipped away to hide in Albania, when the stupid Bloody Baron came to find me since it was my mother's dying wish to see me. Bollocks. Anyways, I refused to return with the Bloody Baron and, would you like to know what happens?

He stabs me. STABS me.
After feeling overcome with remorse, the Bloody Baron stabs himself.

So, here I am, the only House ghost related to a Hogwarts Founder. The only one murdered by another House ghost. You'd think that after choosing my life as a ghost I'd be able to escape that man, that Bloody Baron. Of course, that is not my fate, and I am left to be haunted by his silly apparition forever and ever.

Stabbed....stabbed by him. It's pure nonsense.
Well, that is all, dear students.
I pray that you are all sorted into my House, the grand, and wise, Ravenclaw!

Our ghost is here! YAY!!!!! Hello!!!

Grey Lady! My Love! I wrote you a song! It goes like this:
I loved you
So I killed you
Then I killed me
And now you see
Here you are
And here I am!
And thats the end!

Hello there, Miss Patil.
I hope that you have been doing well. I hear you are dating a young male named Andrew Kirke, is that so? Don't let it take away from what is truly important!


Bloody Baron, you are absolutely ridiculous.
I did not leave with you then, and I certainly will not leave with you now.
How many times must I deny you?

Er- yes, I am. Don't worry! Schoolwork absolutely takes top priority at this age!

We have an eternity together my dear! I got you these flowers! *pulls out dead bouquet* Mon cherie!

Don't think that things are hidden from the House ghosts, Miss Patil.
We hear, and see, everything.

Baron, those are horrendous.
They are almost as horrendous as the wound you gave me.
Your attempts are feeble. Can't you go bother Sir Nicholas or The Fat Friar? They may return your desires.

I don't doubt it- well, not anymore. *grins*