The New, Improved Real Life Death Eaters Club

*~INVITATION ONLY~*

The New, Improved Real Life Death Eaters:

Pansy - The New Dark Lord. (FOR SHE IS THE BAMFEST. AND THE EVILLEST)
Cissa - The New Bellatrix (because she has curly hair!)
Joel - The New Nagini (cuz i hiss at people)


This is for planning for when we go to WWOHP. Our Spell list:

Accio: Shout it at something, and the someone will run over and throw it back to you.
Aguamenti: use a squirt gun.
Avis: magicians doves in our sleeves.
Caterwauling Charm: we scream.
Conjunctivitus Curse: pepper spray.
Crucio: one of us goes over and kicks the victim.
Deprimo: pocket fan.
Diffindo: scissors/knife.
Expecto Patronum: throw white patronus stuffed animal at someone.
Expelliarmus: smack the wand out of their hand.
Glisseo: throw marbles and banana peels all over the ground.
Hair Loss Curse: someone pulls out a handful of someone's hair.
Homenum Revelio: point at someone and just yell that it worked.
Impedimenta: trip them while they aren't looking.
Incarcerous: throw a net of ropes over them.
Incendio: I NEED A FLAME-THROWING WAND. STAT. SOMEONE MAKE THIS FOR ME. I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.
Levicorpus: we need someone strong to pick up random people and sling them over their shoulder.
Locomotor Mortis: someone grabs onto their legs so they can't walk.
Lumos: they make sweet light-up wands for this one.
Obscuro: throw a blanket over their head.
Orchideos: boquet of flowers up our sleeves.
Protego: large bodyguard jumps in front of us.
Reparo: ducktape.
Rictusempra: reach over and tickle them silly.
Serpensortia: rubber snakes like they make to put in your gardens or whatever.
Sonorus: megaphone.

THE SPELLS OF EPIC WIN:
Smallgingerius: Cissy runs over and bites their ankles.
Cullenification: Throw Glitter at people and proclaim them to be Vampires.

If you wish to be a NaIRL Death Eater, you just have to beg. And write essays, persuasive essays with cited references. And fill out this application:

1. What would you do if your Dark Lord were to be (God forbid) defeated?
a) grovel to the enemy
b) turn into vermin and hide.
c) proudly uphold the old ways
d) rip off your robes and reveal your true identity as Spiderman and save the day

2. Spell of choice?
a) Crucio
b) Expelliarmus
c) A Patronus Charm
d) Avada Kedavra

3) Do you or do you not sleep with a nightlight?
a) YES
b) HELL NO
c) UM...
d) I AM PROUD OF MY FEAR OF THE DARK!

4) Which of these super-heroes is your favourite?
a) Harry Potter
b) Batman
c) Zac Efron
d) Spiderman

5) Who is your favourite Villain?
a) the Joker
b) Voldemort
c) Pansy
d) Regina George
e) HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!! -Crucios-

6) What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

7) ___________'s mom has got it going on.

8 ) If you were asked to create a dance routine for us, what would it consist of? Explain.

9) Do you have room in your soul, for a soul? Or has it been removed to make room for sarcasm?

10) Last one! Draco Malfoy is married to Astoria Greengras. True or False?


Your Essay challenge: "Using properly cited examples, explain in detail why Joel, Pansy, and Cissy are amazing and why you should join our league of awesome."

PERFECT!! <3

ANNOUCNEMENT:

Members of the New Death Eaters get black Patronuses ;]


Pansy's:


Cissa's:


Mine:


Dee's (bolar):


James's:


Luna's:

1. What would you do if your Dark Lord were to be (God forbid) defeated?
a) grovel to the enemy
b) turn into vermin and hide.
c) proudly uphold the old ways
d) rip off your robes and reveal your true identity as Spiderman and save the day

2. Spell of choice?
a) Crucio
b) Expelliarmus
c) A Patronus Charm
d) Avada Kedavra

3) Do you or do you not sleep with a nightlight?
a) YES
b) HELL NO
c) UM...
d) I AM PROUD OF MY FEAR OF THE DARK!

4) Which of these super-heroes is your favourite?
a) Harry Potter
b) Batman
c) Zac Efron
d) Spiderman

5) Who is your favourite Villain?
a) the Joker
b) Voldemort
c) Pansy
d) Regina George
e) HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!! -Crucios-

6) What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

The amount of time it takes me to shoot it out of the sky.

7) ___________'s mom has got it going on.
Voldemort

8 ) If you were asked to create a dance routine for us, what would it consist of? Explain.
Rave music, grinding, and grapevines

9) Do you have room in your soul, for a soul? Or has it been removed to make room for sarcasm?
I hav eplenty of room, for a soul, sarcasm, another soul, and DEATH.

10) Last one! Draco Malfoy is married to Astoria Greengras. True or False?
FALSE! Hes obviously married to me


Your Essay challenge: "Using properly cited examples, explain in detail why Joel, Pansy, and Cissy are amazing and why you should join our league of awesome."

Joel is awesome because..HOSPITAL WING
Pansy is awesome because she's the BAMF dark lord of awesomeness and everything great
and Cissy's awesome because she spawned Draco.

And I should join the league of awesome because I'm fucking amazing. And you love me. And because I will provide you all nutella and mean girls DVDs

1. What would you do if your Dark Lord were to be (God forbid) defeated?
a) grovel to the enemy
b) turn into vermin and hide.
c) proudly uphold the old ways
d) rip off your robes and reveal your true identity as Spiderman and save the day

2. Spell of choice?
a) Crucio - slow suffering, rather than instant death, would always be more satisfying. Don't grant them a simple escape, duhhh.
b) Expelliarmus
c) A Patronus Charm
d) Avada Kedavra

3) Do you or do you not sleep with a nightlight?
a) YES
b) HELL NO
c) UM...
d) I AM PROUD OF MY FEAR OF THE DARK!

4) Which of these super-heroes is your favourite?
a) Harry Potter
b) Batman - Christian Bale is mmm. Dark Knight.
c) Zac Efron
d) Spiderman

5) Who is your favourite Villain?
a) the Joker
b) Voldemort
c) Pansy
d) Regina George - She's a fugly slut, what can I say.
e) HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!! -Crucios-

6) What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
African or European?

7) Draco's mom has got it going on.

8 ) If you were asked to create a dance routine for us, what would it consist of? Explain.
It would contain a vast amount of spirit fingers, not golden, and we would do some pelvic thrusts. We would also add in a little ballet twirl here and there with some ribbon movements. We would do some leaps across the stage and then some of that gangsta swag stuff because we are, indeed, versatile. A little pop, lock, and drop it and then some moshing. Then we'd leap like the High School Musical covers do and strike a pose, vogue, at the end. It would be a stunning performance that would, certainly, win a Tony even though it isn't a Broadway musical.

9) Do you have room in your soul, for a soul? Or has it been removed to make room for sarcasm?
I am overly sarcastic, it's quite ridiculous.
Maybe my soul is the soul of sarcasm. Who knows.

10) Last one! Draco Malfoy is married to Astoria Greengras. True or False?
False. Astoria Greengrass imperio'd him, so it doesn't count.

Your Essay challenge: "Using properly cited examples, explain in detail why Joel, Pansy, and Cissy are amazing and why you should join our league of awesome.

I will have to write this via Microsoft Word and post it separate. It shall be here MONDAY!

. What would you do if your Dark Lord were to be (God forbid) defeated?
a) grovel to the enemy
b) turn into vermin and hide.
c) proudly uphold the old ways
d) rip off your robes and reveal your true identity as Spiderman and save the day

2. Spell of choice?
a) Crucio
b) Expelliarmus
c) A Patronus Charm
d) Avada Kedavra
e) That one that makes bunnies

3) Do you or do you not sleep with a nightlight?
a) YES
b) HELL NO
c) UM...
d) I AM PROUD OF MY FEAR OF THE DARK!

4) Which of these super-heroes is your favourite?
a) Harry Potter
b) Batman
c) Zac Efron
d) Spiderman
e)Pocahantas

5) Who is your favourite Villain?
a) the Joker
b) Voldemort
c) Pansy
d) Regina George
e) HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!! -Crucios-

6) What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

Fast

7) ___________'s mom has got it going on.
Dracos

8 ) If you were asked to create a dance routine for us, what would it consist of? Explain.
Pole dancing

9) Do you have room in your soul, for a soul? Or has it been removed to make room for sarcasm?
Uh... -clears space in soul, putting the framed picture of pocahantas on a shelf...- There is room now

10) Last one! Draco Malfoy is married to Astoria Greengras. True or False?
TRUE. NO FALSE, YE- NO. I DON'T KNOW. PASS

*as Dee, I suppose. Too lazy to log in.*

1. What would you do if your Dark Lord were to be (God forbid) defeated?
a) grovel to the enemy
b) turn into vermin and hide.
c) proudly uphold the old ways
d) rip off your robes and reveal your true identity as Spiderman and save the day-because... yeah.

2. Spell of choice?
a) Crucio- because pain is the shit.
b) Expelliarmus
c) A Patronus Charm
d) Avada Kedavra

3) Do you or do you not sleep with a nightlight?
a) YES
b) HELL NO- I SLEEP WITH A LAMP. THAT'S DIFFERENT.
c) UM...
d) I AM PROUD OF MY FEAR OF THE DARK!

4) Which of these super-heroes is your favourite?
a) Harry Potter
b) Batman
c) Zac Efron- He's me, so I have to love me.
d) Spiderman

5) Who is your favourite Villain?
a) the Joker
b) Voldemort
c) Pansy - because Lady Gaga's the best.
d) Regina George
e) HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!! -Crucios-

6) What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
None. I AK'ed it.
7) ___________'s mom has got it going on.
Hashbee...
8 ) If you were asked to create a dance routine for us, what would it consist of? Explain.
OKAY, so first, we would do a complicated pointe routine. We would dance around in tap shoes. Tap tap tap. We'd even have a theme song! THE GOOFY GOOBER SONG.
9) Do you have room in your soul, for a soul? Or has it been removed to make room for sarcasm?
My soul is divided into pieces, I hope you know.

10) Last one! Draco Malfoy is married to Astoria Greengras. True or False?
Falso. Pansy married him on May 20th.

why...i think we may have some winner's ;] I CAN'T WAIT TO CONFER WITHTHE DARK LORD!! -flaps away...errr...slithers away-

MY ESSAY.

I love these three with all my heart. THEY ARE THE MOST AMAZING THREE TO EVER WALK THIS PLANET. Pansy was one of my first best friends on AWF, and she's a BAMF. Though I may have killed her, I love her sooooooooo much. SHE'S ALIVE, RIGHT? Joel is my big brother, and he is made of epic awesome. HIS BODY IS NOT MADE OF WATER, IT IS MADE OF AWESOME JUICE, otherwise known as guava juice, 'cause I love guava. Cissa is many things, and they are all the bomb.com... yes, the bomb.com. She is the Simba to my Nala, my fiancee, and my sister. THAT IS A COMBINATION OF AMAZINGNESS. I will forever love these three BAMFs. FOR-FUCKING-EVER.

1. What would you do if your Dark Lord were to be (God forbid) defeated?
a) grovel to the enemy
b) turn into vermin and hide.
c) proudly uphold the old ways
d) rip off your robes and reveal your true identity as Spiderman and save the day
e) Gather all of the Dark Lord’s followers together and bring them to the AWF mansion where I will make them waffles and cuppycakes forevermore

2. Spell of choice?
a) Crucio
b) Expelliarmus
c) A Patronus Charm
d) Avada Kedavra
e) Cullenify!

3) Do you or do you not sleep with a nightlight?
a) YES
b) HELL NO
c) UM...
d) I AM PROUD OF MY FEAR OF THE DARK!
e) My nightlight is shaped like the Dark Mark… is that okay?

4) Which of these super-heroes are your favourite?
a) Harry Potter
b) Batman
c) Zac Efron
d) Spiderman
e) Lord Voldemort

5) Who is your favourite Villain?
a) the Joker
b) Voldemort
c) Pansy
d) Regina George
e) HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!! -Crucios-

6) What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
African or European?

7) ___________'s mom has got it going on.
Stacy

8 ) If you were asked to create a dance routine for us, what would it consist of? Explain.
Tapdancing and a kickline. I would also imperio HP TO DANCE AGAIN

9) Do you have room in your soul, for a soul? Or has it been removed to make room for sarcasm?
SARCASMMMMMM and Glenn Beck

10) Last one! Draco Malfoy is married to Astoria Greengras. True or False?

LE FALSE.

ESSAY IS COMING KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON

From the beginning, three people have captivated our attention, and earned the title of “epic.” These three truly deserve it, and each for different epic reasons. Pansy has solidified her role as the resident BAMF, Cissy is the scariest yet coolest mother of all time, and if we didn’t have Joel, I might die.

Pansy established her BAMFness fairly early on, back on the old forum. I think everyone remembers her duel with Remus, which wasn’t really a duel, but a one-sided smackdown. Since then, she has been randomly Crucioing Hogwarts denizens, and building a reputation that makes most people back away from her when they see her. She could drink anyone under the table, and proves this often with various labels of firebeer. And of course, Panco is the most amazing pairing on AWF. Nothing else could compete.

Supporting Panco every step of the way, Cissy is another, equally amazing member of the forum. We see her kindheartedness in adopting Remus as her son along with Draco. She showed wonderful mothering when she took away Draco’s pimp cane because killing people isn’t nice. On the flipside, she’s shown that she can be a truly terrifying mother-in-law, even putting Pansy in her place. One thing I have definitely learned from Cissy, is that you must never deny her the chance to be an epic mother-in-law.

And last, I come to Joel. Joel has proved time and time again his epic plotting and writing skills. I don’t even know what the hell he and Eowyn are planning, but Oh My Rowling Joel is amazing. Every day he gets on Skype is a good day. He’s witty, random, funny, smart, and NOT A FAIL no matter what he says. Even though he stole my wife, I still think Joel is the most amazing person I know.

These three people are so epic in their own ways, and I love all three. It is my greatest wish to frolic among them in this league of awesome someday, and I am crossing my fingers that they let someone so unworthy into the fold. I love all three of these people with all my heart, and they put me truly in awe every day they are online. Without them, AWF would simply not be the same. So here’s to Pansy, Cissy, and Joel, and I hope I may spend many more days in their presence.

OMG I LOVE YOU ALL!!! THOSE SPELLS ARE THE BEST EVER!!! Anywho:

If you wish to be a NaIRL Death Eater, you just have to beg. And write essays, persuasive essays with cited references. And fill out this application:

1. What would you do if your Dark Lord were to be (God forbid) defeated?
a) grovel to the enemy
b) turn into vermin and hide.
c) proudly uphold the old ways
d) rip off your robes and reveal your true identity as Spiderman and save the day..Only I am Angryblackman. I injure people with my sexy chocolateness and cast the DRUNKIFY spell that makes people instantly passed out drunk.

2. Spell of choice?
a) Crucio
b) Expelliarmus
c) A Patronus Charm BLACK SHEEP?!?!
d) Avada Kedavra

3) Do you or do you not sleep with a nightlight?
a) YES
b) HELL NOit's outside in hall, but i sleep with the door closed
c) UM...
d) I AM PROUD OF MY FEAR OF THE DARK!

4) Which of these super-heroes is your favourite?
a) Harry Potter
b) Batman
c) Zac Efron He's the man!
d) Spiderman

5) Who is your favourite Villain?
a) the Joker
b) Voldemort
c) Pansy Is there really even a competition here..
d) Regina George
e) HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!! -Crucios-

6) What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
African or European?
7) Harry's mom has got it going on...
Oh, just kidding, she's dead..hmm..

8 ) If you were asked to create a dance routine for us, what would it consist of? Explain.
Well. We all know my kind of dancing My dance routine would consist of mass amounts of sexiness. There would be hair flips, gyrating hips, bum shaking, and the removal of clothes

9) Do you have room in your soul, for a soul? Or has it been removed to make room for sarcasm?
Your mom has a soul *laughs*

10) Last one! Draco Malfoy is married to Astoria Greengras. True or False?
FALSE!!!! THIS IS THE MOST FALSE STATEMENT IN THE HISTORY OF FALSE STATEMENTS!!

Your Essay challenge: "Using properly cited examples, explain in detail why Joel, Pansy, and Cissy are amazing and why you should join our league of awesome."

REASON'S WHY YOU THREE ARE AWESOME:

Joel- Joel is awesome because he is hilarious and speaks his mind. I nearly died of laughter with the 5 personalities!!! He makes my night most nights, and I'm sure there are words to descried how awesome Joel is!!! AND HE'S A GINGER!! That gives him 029385029385 more coolness points. I could probably talk forever about how awesome Joel is. *nods*

Pansy- The only REAL BAMF here. Where to begin. Well most recently we joined forces in yelling at Angela for being dumb. I'm sure Angela is more afraid of Pansy than she is afraid of an angry black man. Another reason, she is in one of my favorite pairings EVER!! Panco of course!!! I think everyone wants to be as awesome as Pansy is, but we all fail.

Cissy- Ahhh Cissy. Well, she adopted my brother. That lead to one of the most dysfunctional/happy/hilarious families here. Her mothering skills TOTALLY ROCK \--/. It saddens me that I have not had the privilege of hanging much with Cissy IC. That for sure needs to change!

So as a summary. Joel, Pansy, and Cissy are the BEST PEOPLE EVER!! I love them loads!! They all make AWF even more cooler than it already was.

I am Spiderman goddammit!!! *points to sig* *flees* *will return later to fill out application*

1. What would you do if your Dark Lord were to be (God forbid) defeated?
a) grovel to the enemy
b) turn into vermin and hide.
c) proudly uphold the old ways
d) rip off your robes and reveal your true identity as Duckman and save the day


2. Spell of choice?
a) Crucio
b) Expelliarmus
c) A Patronus Charm It's a duck
d) Avada Kedavra

3) Do you or do you not sleep with a nightlight?
a) YES
b) HELL NO SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
c) UM...
d) I AM PROUD OF MY FEAR OF THE DARK!

4) Which of these super-heroes is your favourite?
a) Harry Potter
b) Batman
c) Zac Efron
d) Spiderman
e.) Viktor Fucking Krum

5) Who is your favourite Villain?
a) the Joker
b) Voldemort
c) Pansy TWIN
d) Regina George
e) HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!! -Crucios-

6) What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
African or European? -has not seen the movie but this is just one of those things that everyone knows-

7)Cissy's moms have got it going on.

8 ) If you were asked to create a dance routine for us, what would it consist of? Explain.
I would ask Viktor Krum to help me..and Ryan Sypek. Those two together would make the most amazing dance routine of all time.

9) Do you have room in your soul, for a soul? Or has it been removed to make room for sarcasm?
I am not sarcastic...At all. I don't even know what sarcasm is. -sarcasm-

10) Last one! Draco Malfoy is married to Astoria Greengras. True or False?
Umm. Are you kidding me? He married Pansy Parkinson

Your Essay challenge: "Using properly cited examples, explain in detail why Joel, Pansy, and Cissy are amazing and why you should join our league of awesome."

Well...here we go

Joel:

Joel is amazing because he was born that way and he is a ginger kid. Also, read the hospital wing when Regulus overdosed. That is the most fucking epic scene on AWF of all time...OF ALL TIME. He is also my future gay husband because when I marry Eowyn we will share him, and he will live in our house and make us yummy food and tea. He is also making me an epic wand. Also! His cackle is amazing and I have his evil laugh saved on my phone. Umm..That is all

Pansy:
She's my twin! Of course she is amazing! I don't let just ANYONE be my twin! She shares my love for Ryan Sypek and horses. She understands why Kris and Junior go together perfectly. She is a BAMF! See every thread she posts in for your proof. Pansy is amazing and we have twin posts every single day on Skype. She knows that tigers like pepper...They hate cinnamon. She is epic and amazing in every way. She wakes up in the morning feeling like Pansy Parkinson, the BAMF. She is the Doug to my wolf pack!

Cissy:
I would not adopt Cissy if she was not epic! She is a ginger child which just screams epicness. She is Fabian Prewett and she is fabulous! She is as fabulous as it gets. Fabian Prewett's first meeting with Viktor Krum was one of the best AWF nights of my life! Yes it was. I love talking to her all day on Skype! She is fucking hilarious. She couldn't ever get more epic than she already is unless she talked on Skype because I really want to hear Cissy speak. Anyway, Cissy is epic. 'Nuff said.

1. What would you do if your Dark Lord were to be (God forbid) defeated?
a) grovel to the enemy
b) turn into vermin and hide.
c) proudly uphold the old ways
d) rip off your robes and reveal your true identity as Spiderman and save the day
e) WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?! HE'LL NEVER BE DEFEATED. NEVER!!!!!! I WILL TEAR APART WHOEVER WOULD DARE DEFEAT HIM WITH MY WOLFY CLAWS!

2. Spell of choice?
a) Crucio
b) Expelliarmus
c) A Patronus Charm
d) Avada Kedavra
e) Claws? Oh...that's not a spell...um...

3) Do you or do you not sleep with a nightlight?
a) YES
b) HELL NO
c) UM...
d) I AM PROUD OF MY FEAR OF THE DARK!
e) Sleep? What's that?

4) Which of these super-heroes is your favourite?
a) Harry Potter
b) Batman
c) Zac Efron
d) Spiderman
e) Master Voldy

5) Who is your favourite Villain?
a) the Joker
b) Voldemort
c) Pansy...she's scary!! But awesome!
d) Regina George
e) HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!! -Crucios-

6) What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
African or European?

7) Someone's mom has got it going on.

8 ) If you were asked to create a dance routine for us, what would it consist of? Explain.
You're asking me to dance? Me? Have you even SEEN me dance? It's terrible.

9) Do you have room in your soul, for a soul? Or has it been removed to make room for sarcasm?
*waves arms about* SOOOULLLLLLL! SOOOOUULLLLL!!! Pfft, what? I'm weird.

10) Last one! Draco Malfoy is married to Astoria Greengras. True or False?
FALSE. WHAT SORT OF NONSENSE IS THAT?! HE'S MARRIED TO PANSY FLOWER. NO ONE ELSE IS ACCEPTABLE. *crosses arms stubbornly*

I'll get to the essay!!! I will, I will!! And I'll edit it into this post.

1. What would you do if your Dark Lord were to be (God forbid) defeated?
a) grovel to the enemy
b) turn into vermin and hide.
c) proudly uphold the old ways
d) rip off your robes and reveal your true identity as Spiderman and save the day

2. Spell of choice?
a) Crucio
b) Expelliarmus
c) A Patronus Charm
d) Avada Kedavra

3) Do you or do you not sleep with a nightlight?
a) YES
b) HELL NO
c) UM...
d) I AM PROUD OF MY FEAR OF THE DARK!

4) Which of these super-heroes is your favourite?
a) Harry Potter
b) Batman
c) Zac Efron
d) Spiderman

5) Who is your favourite Villain?
a) the Joker
b) Voldemort
c) Pansy
d) Regina George
e) HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE!! -Crucios-

6) What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
African or European?

7) ___________'s mom has got it going on.
A person

8 ) If you were asked to create a dance routine for us, what would it consist of? Explain.
Something cool. And sexy, or something. I'd get people to create the routine for me. 'Cause I CAN'T DANCE.

9) Do you have room in your soul, for a soul? Or has it been removed to make room for sarcasm?
There was no soul to begin with.

10) Last one! Draco Malfoy is married to Astoria Greengras. True or False?
THAT IS UTTER BULLSHIT. DRACO MARRIED PANSY IN PARIS AND NOW THEY ARE GOING ON ESCAPADES ALL SUMMER.

Essays are to be revealed later. As in, when I've come up with them.