FRED WEASLEY DOS

Hello all,
Fred Weasley deux here. Why no accounts were made for my father, George's children...I'll never know. Though, it seems like we did have a Roxy for a bit. Shame that my little sis went poof. That's alright though, just means I don't have to pull the over-protective older brother thing.

Anyway, I'm hoping to not cause too much trouble, but as the son of George Weasley and then being named after Fred Weasley, mischief and I tend to go hand in hand.

Technically speaking, this is still my fifth account. I changed my puff to an actual character...and one that is actually STRAIGHT. YES GIRLS. FRED WEASLEY ZWEI IS STRAIGHT. Unlike some questionable moments that my father has recently had. Yes dad...I know *shakes head disapprovingly*.

Right, that is all for now. I'll see you peeps by the lake or in the totally awesome Puff Common Room.

YAYYYYYYY PUFFSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK. I WAS TOTALLY GONNA MAKE HIM FOR 2.0...but hi.

oh. and nice choice in avatar. *drools*

You can totally have him for 2.0....I just needed a straight Hufflepuff for 1.0. Trust me...I've already got three accounts for 2.0...I can't handle another.

hahaha alrighty. sweetness. can't wait. and, i'm keeping ryan sypek as him. if that'll be cool with you ;] he's a babe

OH MY FUCKING ROWLING!!!!!!!
RYAN SYPEK!!!!!
-dies-

PANSY WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT RYAN SYPEK IS INDEED A BABE.

Hahaha, of course Ange
I figured Ryan would have you, Pansy, and Luna drooling the most.

REALLY.
DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING ACCOUNTS?
OR DID YOU REALLY NEED ANOTHER ONE.


GAWD.

well thanks. lol thanks a lot. not like ange hasn't got enough to drool over with albus, and penny's got marcus (not that she's exactly drooling per say) BUT NOW YOU'VE ADDED RYAN FUCKING SYPEK. *DIES*

OMFG. I CHANGED AN OLD ONE! GODS! I WOULDN'T GO AND MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT...THAT WOULD BE FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

Sorry Billy Mays.
I love you Eowyn.

Oh, and Ange...you're with my father, OR SHOULD I SAY WERE, so that won't happen. And Penny? Hah...not her blue waffle

yup. exactly my point. you WOULD make eye candy i can see and not touch. XP lol

*waves*
YOU.
ME.
SOMEWHERE.
NOW.
I.
SAID.
THIS.
ON.
SKYPE.
BUT.
YOU.
IGNORED.
ME.

SGDHKDLIAQAZAFHLEH WHAT? [-giggles at befuzzled Fred-] WHERE DO THESE PEOPLE KEEP COMING FROM?!

-waves-



-runs-

Well Uncle
*puts arms around Uncle Fred's shoulders*
Sometimes, when two people have unprotected sex...the sperm from the male enters the female and will then fuse with an egg. Thus, a blastocyst is formed after fertilization. The blastocyst will then form an embryo, and this embryo will then eventually become a baby. Then, about forty weeks since conception, the baby is delivered. Though, there are two different ways babies can be delivered. There is natural birth, in which the mother pushes the baby out through the cervix. Sometimes though, complications can occur, such as if the baby is not positioned correctly in the uterus for a natural birth. If this is the case, the Healers will try to work around this by either trying to reposition the baby, or they may conduct a cesarean section. By either process though, a baby is ultimately brought into the world.

I hope that you now understand where all the people have come from.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

*Dies from laughing.*

Fred Weasley II wrote:Hello all,
Fred Weasley deux here. Why no accounts were made for my father, George's children...I'll never know. Though, it seems like we did have a Roxy for a bit. Shame that my little sis went poof. That's alright though, just means I don't have to pull the over-protective older brother thing.

Hem Hem...[died laughing]

*waves* Hi Freddy, it's your twin...

Penelope Rosier wrote:well thanks. lol thanks a lot. not like ange hasn't got enough to drool over with albus, and penny's got marcus (not that she's exactly drooling per say) BUT NOW YOU'VE ADDED RYAN FUCKING SYPEK. *DIES*

So... I just saw this... and uhhhh. Thanks.

i LOVE you. XD

Roxanne Weasley wrote:

Fred Weasley II wrote:Hello all,
Fred Weasley deux here. Why no accounts were made for my father, George's children...I'll never know. Though, it seems like we did have a Roxy for a bit. Shame that my little sis went poof. That's alright though, just means I don't have to pull the over-protective older brother thing.

Hem Hem...[died laughing]

*waves* Hi Freddy, it's your twin...

Your very adorable twin...

It's "your".

I fixed it.