Fuck this shit

What in the blazes is going on here?

OMG PROFESSOR! *hides* i mean. um hello there Professor McGonagall

MERLIN'S SPHINCTER.

Good morning Professor.

Well hello there Professor *pushes up glasses* Please let me know if you are in need of any assistance

No Miss Moon. Not God, Professor McGonagall. I hear you are dating one of the Weasley twins. How... interesting. Hello Miss Riddle. You are looking rather flustered, everything okay? Ah... Mr Weasley. Everything is fine for the time being. I assume you will update me if anything is to happen?

Certainly Professor.

"uhhhh yea....." *looks around nervously and hopes she doesn't get in trouble*

Excellent. You always were a charming boy. Keep an eye on thosse borthers of yours won't you? Always up to no good. Actually Miss Moon. Glad I've got you here. Do you have that essay on human transfiguration yet?

*eyes widen* "um right. that. yes. let me uhhh, just go get that for you" *runs off to do the essay*

Oh most definitely, Professor. You can count on me to keep them in line!

Excellent. -insert tight lipped smile here-

*Waves* Good morning Professor!

ANOTHER Weasley? -Rubs brow in tired motion-

You lot are making me prematurly grey. Percy, please tell me she is like you... not some "free spirit" like the twins and Ron?

IMMA FREE SPIRIT. *dances around like a woodland fairy*

Hello, Professor!

Miss Patil. Good to see you. Are you ready to dance? ...Oh... did I not tell you? The champions are supposed to dance first at the Yule ball. Where is Mr Potter? Not off fighting You-Know-Who I hope.

A dance? Oh, no, I'm Ron Weasley's partner. Parvati, my sister, is Harry's dance partner. No, Harry hasn't been fighting Voldemort. At least, I hope not.

I am ever so sorry Miss Patil, you look awfully alike you know. And please do NOT say that name.

That's all right, Professor. Sorry... Harry says it rather often, and we're fairly good friends...

Padma Patil wrote:A dance? Oh, no, I'm Ron Weasley's partner. Parvati, my sister, is Harry's dance partner. No, Harry hasn't been fighting Voldemort. At least, I hope not.

What is this? I am Harry's girlfriend!

YES! Romilda is my girlfriend!!!!!

AND HELLO PROFESSOR!

Hello, Professor. Can I have some extra credit assignments?

*crosses arms over stomach and most definitely does not have a baby bump*

Romilda Vane wrote:

Padma Patil wrote:A dance? Oh, no, I'm Ron Weasley's partner. Parvati, my sister, is Harry's dance partner. No, Harry hasn't been fighting Voldemort. At least, I hope not.

What is this? I am Harry's girlfriend!

[For the Yule Ball, Milli... which was a while ago. I think. Or it never happened. *shakes head* It was canon.]

*looks up*
If Mya gets extra-credit assignments, may I have extra-credit assignments too, Professor?

What? Canon? Not possible!