~Remione Wedding~

Pete runs in in his pink tux.

'OH MY GOD I'M LATE I GOT LOCKED IN THE VANISHING CABINET'

*winks at Pete*

*totally wants to make Mya happy, but realizes that this is sort of selfish also, because he's doing this to make himself happy too*

*wonders if holding Mya's hand is okay during the ceremony so he can at least be touching her. cause he's had to spend the whole day not seeing her and that's way too long*

Sirius sees Tam the Whore that got knocked by his other best mate and is silently grateful that Peter wasn't as much of a nutter and Remus and hadn't married the slut, who was admittedly a lot more of a slut than Hermione. He rolls his eyes and laughs to himself that she will never get the Sirius Experience, and that is a tragedy to any woman.

Joel smiled serenely and hit Sirius over the head with his baseball Remione cap for being a douche. But no one saw, because he was that ninja. Pulling out his book about Werewolf Discrimination (Since he had forgotten the book he was going to read out of and he just happened to have that one in his pockets) he started to "read":


"Dearly beloved, we are gathered hear today to celebrate the auspicious and awesometastic hitching of Remus John Lupin and Hermoine Jean Granger who are met here today to become one through the rite of matrimony. As the waters of the sea are vast, flowing, deep and endless, so may be their love for each other. May their love hold within it the essence of lifeand be constant, enduring and limitless. They are today pledging their love and their lives to each other for all the days that remain to them. They celebrate their commitment to a strong and enduring relationship and as the seas touch the many shores of the earth, may their love and their lives enrich everyone with whom they come in contact. Please join hands."

[Joel...I love you.]

-applauds loudly and wolf whistles-

[I WORSHIP GOOGLE FOR GIVING ME SUCH A BEAUTIFUL OFFICIANT SPEECH TO USE SINCE I WAS LAT MINUTE MINISTER AND COULDN'T WRITE AN AMAZING ONE OF MY OWN AND I DIDN'T WANT TO MESS UP BECAUSE BRIDEZILLAS SCARE ME SHITLESS


THAT IS ALL]

Mother glares at Peter for being so rude as to wolf-whistle at her son's wedding.

[JOEL!!! That was awesome!!]

Dean smiles even wider. It was actually happening. He was going to have a sister!!

Dom had given Dean a small wave back when he waved, then smiled as Mya entered. She looked absolutely radiant. She listened as Joel began the ceremony, listening to the beautiful dialogue.

*reaches out for Remus' hands, and smiles because she gets to marry the best Marauder - who isn't a total douche, unlike a certain other standing next to him*

[PETERPETTIGREWYOUMESSUPTHISSERVICEI'MGOINGTOCASTRAEYOUSITDOWNANDSHUTUP.]


"Remus John Lupin, Do you, take Hermione Jean Granger to be your lawful wedded wife,

and do you promise to be her faithful, loving and devoted husband,

in sickness and in health, in plenty and in want, in joy and in sorrow,

as long as you both shall live?"

Sirius sees Remus' mum's reaction to Peter's whistling and gives a loud whoop! just to piss her off. He is also the sexiest marauder and the best in bed, so Whoremione really isn't getting the good end of the deal here.

*Tam is standing here happily, but will not be doing much now because Lenore REALLY needs to get ready for work and can't keep up with both Tam and Mya*

-secretly pulls out his wand and shoots Sirius in the face with a random spell that causes sunburn but no one sees this because he's ninja-

Remus smiles back at Hermione and squeezes her hands. He almost doesn't hear Joel, even though he has awesometastic wolfy hearing, and turns his face to Joel. "Wait..wha? Oh, right." He blushes and turns back to Hermione. "I do."

Peter isn't offended by Mya's thought process because he knows that he is obviously the best marauder: his finest acts include selling his best friend and his family to Lord Voldemort, living for 12 years as a rat, faking his own death twice, and biting gregory goyle.

[also i'm WOLF whistling. so it's okay:D]

*Hermione lets out a sigh of relief and grins when he answers in the affirmative instead of running, because Remus is awesome in the sack as well as being a good person, which is a much better combination than just being a great lay.*

Sirius growls and mutters 'finite incantatem' and looks up with a smile as Remus says 'I do,' and hopes he really does mean 'I do promise I will be happy' because if he doesn't stay happy Sirius is gonna do more than slap a bitch.

Peter Pettigrew wrote:Peter isn't offended by Mya's thought process because he knows that he is obviously the best marauder: his finest acts include selling his best friend and his family to Lord Voldemort, living for 12 years as a rat, faking his own death twice, and biting gregory goyle.

[also i'm WOLF whistling. so it's okay:D]

[PETEY YOU MAKE MY LIFE HAPPY]

Peter Pettigrew wrote:Peter isn't offended by Mya's thought process because he knows that he is obviously the best marauder: his finest acts include selling his best friend and his family to Lord Voldemort, living for 12 years as a rat, faking his own death twice, and biting gregory goyle.

[also i'm WOLF whistling. so it's okay:D]

[Peter hahahahaha I just died laughing]

Peter begins to tear up hearing Remus's "I do." He bites his lip to keep from actually crying, and gazes at them, his eyes smiling through their glassy layer.

Joel turns to Mya, shooting Remus a glance that said "Gee boy PAY ATTENTION TO ME THAT WAS KINDA BAD SHEESH WHAT THE HELL??" and asked her, in his best serene voice even though he'd really like to throw the book he was holding at Sirius' head and kill him dead on the spot. Then, using his torn off arm he'd like to beat Peter to death with it but he won't because he's serene god dammit and serene people just don't do that.

"Hermione Jean Granger. Do you take Remus John Lupin to be your lawful wedded husband,

and do you promise to be his faithful, loving and devoted wife,

in sickness and in health, in plenty and in want, in joy and in sorrow,

as long as you both shall live?"

Angela smiles and a few tears come to her eyes as she listens to Remus and Mya give their vows to each other