The Knitting Club

Hello,
This is a club for sexy men who love to knit.
It is very difficult to join, but you may try and ask to become a member.
Now, we will take requests of what kinds of items you may want us to make for you.
Our specialties so far include scarfs and sweaters, but we are willing to try new things if you so desire.
Thank you,
Viktor Krum and Scorpius Malfoy

Can I have some booties? Preferably blue, since I'm having a boy! Please? *puppy dog eyes*

OMFG
I AM IN.
Wait... I'm a girl.

This is perfect...I need to make Regulus a scarf to cover up his neck
-cough-
Yeah

Of course Mya! Viktor and I will make that our first order!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey heyhey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey heyhey hey hey hey hey heyhey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.

*believes she has successfully gotten your attention*

Can Theo join? He is sexy, and Viktor's future BFF.

Does Theo have big, sexy hands?

-Walks in in amanly way- Yo. Here to join the club.

*To Blaise*
Sorry, only nice, sexy guys can join. You fail. Get out.

But Blaise is nice and sexy?

No Panslut...he's not.
As Co-Leader of this group... he doesn't get to join.
Sorry Blaise. (But not really sorry)

*is terrible at knitting-always gets the yarn tangled up, mostly on his hands- so he's not even going to try...though he'd love to*

That's alright, Scorpiass. Real men don't waste time knitting.

I LOVE KNITTING. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY PANSY, HUH?

*blinks*
I don't try. I just do.
And I said real men don't knit.

Hey now Panslut. Guys who knit are good with their hands. Maybe you want Blaise to join to improve your sex life.

Pansy Parkinson wrote:*blinks*
I don't try. I just do.
And I said real men don't knit.

[I started laughing so hard I choked on air.]

-swaggers in-

If you reject me, I will tell your wife, children, and the entire school about the time that you licked whipped cream off Sue Sylvester after your lovely dinner together.

-peeks around the corner a little anxious- umm excuse me? may i join your club? -holds up a half knitted scarf as proof he knits-

Scorpius Malfoy wrote:Hey now Panslut. Guys who knit are good with their hands. Maybe you want Blaise to join to improve your sex life.

She doesnt need to improve her sex life....