Re: The Official Parents Club

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:15 pm

MERLIN IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD ENOUGH GIVING THE TALK TO ONE KID BUT 2??? WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE PETER DO IT FOR HASHBEE???

**Draco Malfoy** April 14th 2010, 10:16 pm

FINE! THEN HE HAS TO DO IT! AND YOU HAVE TO SUPERVISE! I MEAN IT'S NOT AS THOUGH IT WORKED ON US!

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:18 pm

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. *runs to message Peter to tell him* I'll supervise. :3

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:30 pm

-flys in-

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:31 pm

TEDDY MY BOY. Sit down! *stares around awkwardly and gives Teddy a cookie*

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:32 pm

-eats cookie, happily unaware-

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:37 pm

*sinks in chair* Um...well, how's the cookie? We have to talk...

**Draco Malfoy** April 14th 2010, 10:37 pm

Hola Future-Nephew-in-Law! Sup? *sneakily passes cigarettes*

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:40 pm

Okay... *hides the cigarette in his coat. LOVES his future-aunt-in-law*

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:43 pm

[OMFG TAM GTFO THIS IS ALREADY AWKWARD ENOUGH *sobs*]

*totally doesn't see the cookies but if he finds out about it Tam's in trouble* Ahem. Aaaanyways. We have something very important to talk about.

**Draco Malfoy** April 14th 2010, 10:45 pm

*is sitting, watching, enjoying this awkward*

*LOVES her future-nephew-in-law*

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:45 pm

-looks up reluctantly- is this about my weight? its not my fault!

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:46 pm

*flails because Tam hasn't left*

*gapes* Of course not! We're already working on your weight situation, that's all good. This is about...er...other things...you know...since...*flails* You're getting into the whole...dating thing...and all.

**Draco Malfoy** April 14th 2010, 10:47 pm

[okay I have to stop reading this cause my mom is here and I cannot keep a straight face through this]

**Molly Prewett** April 14th 2010, 10:48 pm

[TAM! DO NOT HAND MY SON CIGARETTES! Don't make me come in there.....]

[Teddy darling, you're just perfect the way you are, don't you worry about your weight. It's puppy fat, that's all....]

**Molly Prewett** April 14th 2010, 10:49 pm

[Remus, honey, flail less. They can smell fear.]

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:50 pm

[Hahaha, they? Kids are wild animals now?]
Okay.. what's it about?

**Ravenclaw Mod** April 14th 2010, 10:51 pm

-is creeping just like I told you I would-

**Remus Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:51 pm

[OMG MYA HELP ME *flails more*]

*sinks lower in chair if that's possible* Um..well you know. Sex.

[NUUU LUNA GO AWAY! >.> *hugs* Just kidding.. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU! *dies*]

Nikki Orwell April 14th 2010, 10:54 pm

[-creeps-]

**Molly Prewett** April 14th 2010, 10:55 pm

[*hugs Teddikins* Well, kids are kind of wild animals sometimes, yeah....]
[*pats Remikins and lies her arse off* You're doing great honey!]

**Draco Malfoy** April 14th 2010, 10:55 pm

Hermione J Granger wrote:[TAM! DO NOT HAND MY SON CIGARETTES! Don't make me come in there.....]

[I'M HIS AUNT! IT'S MY JOB TO ENCOURAGE BAD HABITS!]

**Teddy Lupin** April 14th 2010, 10:55 pm

Oh... -munches on an apple awkwardly-

**Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy** April 14th 2010, 10:56 pm

[*dying*]

**Molly Prewett** April 14th 2010, 10:58 pm

Tamsyn Marvene Riddle wrote:
Hermione J Granger wrote:[TAM! DO NOT HAND MY SON CIGARETTES! Don't make me come in there.....]

[I'M HIS AUNT! IT'S MY JOB TO ENCOURAGE BAD HABITS!]

[AND I'LL BE ENCOURAGING VIOLENCE WHEN I KICK YOUR ARSE! You know I'm already going to have to bring Teddy to AA with me to help him learn about his addiction, now help him STOP! JERK!]

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