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Welcome to King Burger where we can do it your way but don't get crazy

SECURITY. SECURITY. This Krum needs to go.

I AM BON QUI QUI.

Well, Fleur is, but I am Bon Qui Qui's apprentice. AS OF NOW.

NO! Krum does not get dragged off by security
Security gets dragged off by Krum

Oh, shiiiiiit. *grinds Krum like dey do in da ghett-OH*

SHALL I POST THE HP BON QUI QUI RAP FROM THE COMMON ROOM HERE?

YES!


-enjoys King Burger because I am a manwhore-

On the megaphone is a queen, now listen to me sing. He wants a treacle tart and a super-sized chocolate frog. He could come out of the house with no dementor on his trail. But he's got two strikes so don't get his order wrong. We know I'm really, and there's nothing you can say, but if you get with me we can do it your way. Haayy!

So, Krum... can I do it your way?

-winks and flashes sexy smile-

If you think you can handle this
-motions to sexy body-

Oh, gurrl. I can handle it. HOLD ME BACK MR. WILLIAMS, SIR.

-snaps fingers-
SOMEONE HOLD THIS GURL'S HOOP EARRINGS!

Oh, so Viquisha, how do you feel about gurrrls from da ghett-OH?

Vell I haff never been vith a girl from the ghetto-oh but there is a first time for everything, yes?

Yeeeaaah. I feel you. I feel you. *feels up Krum*

-enjoys this very much so-
I think I am going to be liking girls from the ghett-oh. Yes indeed.

And da gurrls from da ghett-OH like you.

Now, what can I get you? *taps megaphone*

I'd like a number three but instead of fries I'd like some onion rings. Is that ok?

YOU STOPPED KRACK.

SECURITY. SECURITY. THIS BOY NEEDS TO GO. NEEDS TO GO.

IT VAS PART OF THE PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!

SEXUAL TENSION!

IT'LL HAPPEN TRUST ME!

BOYY you need ta think of the other people involved. I am going CRAZAY over Degulus

THINK ABOUT MY FEELINGS
IF RITA SKEETER FOUND OUT THAT I WANT TO JUMP REGULUS BLACK'S BONES I WOULD BE OVER
DEAD
KISSING MY CAREER GOODBYE!
SHE WOULD TWIST THIS AROUND FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY WRONSKI FEINT

Boii whatchu on about? You think I can say Wernskee Fint?

Because no! Nooo. SECURITY!

-is supermegafoxyawesome strong and is not afraid of security-

I will CUT you. Cut you.

Now go back ta your little Reggie before I take out mah hoop earrings on you.

-pouts and stomps off to be with Reg because HE can do the wronski feint unlike SOMEONE I know-

Go do your little Wernskee Fint! I'll just be here at King Burger having my way with AIDEN LYNCH.

-walks in-
HEY THERE!!!!