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Post  Daphne Greengrass March 6th 2010, 6:53 am

PLANNING ON GETTING DRUNK WITH YOUR HOUSEMATES?
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DRINK? THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE:

FireBeer™️The Official Drink of Hogwarts

Slytherin Home-Brewed by Tam and Dee this delicious concoction is a mix of Firewhiskey and Butterbeer and is not for the faint of heart.

It comes in 3 delicious varieties:
Black-Label - the strongest of the strong (for the Maurauders or those with equivalent tolerance)
Gold-Label - an even balance (for everyone else)
White-Label - for the lightweight (this one's for those with a tolerance like Remmy)

For those in Slytherin house we have non-alcoholic versions of everything


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WISH YOU COULD DRINK WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES?
HATE THE MORNING-AFTER HANGOVER? WE HAVE YOUR SOLUTION!

Grown on the grounds of Hogwarts Tam&Dee present:
SoberUpSugarQuills™️ The solution to post-fun pain!

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WATCHING A MOVIE WITH YOUR HOUSEMATES?
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EAT? JOIN THE DEATH EATERS!!

Tam presents NutellaCorn™️ The Death Eater's snack for She's All That!

PRICES (You didn't think this was going to be free did you?)

The currency that we Slytherin's believe the most in is Knowledge (not the Ravenclaw kind, the sneaky blackmail kind) so in true Slytherin form we ask for SECRETs (S*)

Each bottle is worth a different amount:

TYPE BOTTLE CASE
Black-Label 3 S* 9 S*
Gold-Label 2 S* 6 S*
White-Label 1 S* 3 S*
(A case contains 4 bottles)

The definition of a SECRET is an inside look into the workings of your house (so basically, in terms that someone other than a Slytherin would understand, a summery of a thread or a period in a thread [so for instance we have several long threads but a summery of one day in one thread would be sufficent]... get it now?)

THE ONLY ACCEPTED PAYMENT FOR NutellaCorn™️ is LOYALTY TO VOLDEMORT!!!!!!! Just so you know...

Oh look! A brand new, totally insane type of Firebeer!
Introducing...

FIRE-LABEL FIREBEER:
THE MOST INSANE AND INTENSE TYPE OF FIREBEER IMAGINABLE!

Made just for Queen Pansy Flower.
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Post  Draco Malfoy March 6th 2010, 5:12 pm

WE ALSO NOW SELL:

VOLCANO LABEL --- with even more of a kick and even more of a hangover
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Post  Katie Bell March 7th 2010, 12:31 am

WHAT ABOUT BUTTERWHISKEY?! ITS A VOLDEMORT FAVOURITE!
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Post  Daphne Greengrass March 7th 2010, 12:36 am

BUTTERWHISKEY!
NOW FOR SALE!
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Post  Katie Bell March 7th 2010, 12:39 am

[I love you!]
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Post  Draco Malfoy March 7th 2010, 12:48 am

Fine

ButterWhiskey sold here too (if you drink that crap)
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Post  Daphne Greengrass March 7th 2010, 12:50 am

Tam! Don't be so rude. *drinks butterwhiskey* [Love you too Kates!]
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Post  Draco Malfoy March 7th 2010, 12:58 am

*sticks out tongue 4th grade style*
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Post  Adrian Black - Inactive March 13th 2010, 12:39 pm

Aaaaaand whats the price of Firebeer for fellow Slytherins?

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Post  Draco Malfoy March 13th 2010, 7:16 pm

FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well actually I sell it for HUGS!!!!!!
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Post  James Potter - Inactive March 13th 2010, 10:57 pm

OMG I STILL HAVEN'T DRUNK MY TWO CASES OF FIREBEER! I have to get the marauders drunk...

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Post  Daphne Greengrass March 13th 2010, 10:58 pm

*mischievously hands over three cases*
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Post  James Potter - Inactive March 13th 2010, 11:00 pm

James now has a stack of firebeer cases next to his bed. I think he's starting a collection.

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Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy March 13th 2010, 11:14 pm

YAY FIREBEER. I still have lots in my dormitory that needs to be taken care of. We haven't had a drunken Slytherin bash on here in the common room yet. That should be happening sometime soon, I think.
AND WE WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT BUTTERWHISKEY SHIT AT MY PARTY. Gryffindor crap's no good to me.
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Post  Daphne Greengrass March 13th 2010, 11:14 pm

FIREBEER PARTY!

I'M EXCITED.
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Post  James Potter - Inactive March 13th 2010, 11:28 pm

Pansy Parkinson wrote:YAY FIREBEER. I still have lots in my dormitory that needs to be taken care of. We haven't had a drunken Slytherin bash on here in the common room yet. That should be happening sometime soon, I think.
AND WE WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT BUTTERWHISKEY SHIT AT MY PARTY. Gryffindor crap's no good to me.
*sob* in the common room? BUT I CAN'T GET IN THERE ANYMORE! I wanna party, too!

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Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy March 13th 2010, 11:42 pm

Sad I MISS ROO.
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Post  James Potter - Inactive March 13th 2010, 11:46 pm

I NOTICE NO ONE IS WRITING HER LETTERS LIKE THEY SAID THEY WOULD. *cough cough*

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Post  Adrian Black - Inactive March 14th 2010, 1:32 am

HUGS?!?!?!?!? I LOVE HUGS!!!!! I LOVE PAYING IN HUGS!!! Aw shit... I guess it's both. lol

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Post  Guest March 25th 2010, 7:32 am

FIREBEER!

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Post  Draco Malfoy March 25th 2010, 6:19 pm

HOLY SHIT WE HAVE A BLAISE!!!!!! AND YOUR PROFILE SAYS YOU'RE A BOY!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU A REAL BOY!?!??!?!?!!??!!? PLEASE BE A REAL BOY!!!!!!!!!
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Post  Angela Braddock March 25th 2010, 6:21 pm

ohhh dear god. run blaise. Very Happy LOVE YOU TAM
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Post  Draco Malfoy March 25th 2010, 6:22 pm

ANGELA! NO WARNING PEOPLE! Pansy and I have come to an agreement! She's the only person who gets to warn people now!
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Post  Pansy Parkinson-Malfoy March 25th 2010, 7:23 pm

[Note Warning to Blaise Zabini:
Tam is crazy. Completely. If you are a boy in real life, she will pester you for a picture of yourself, in which case she will rant about how attractive you may be, and will tell you of plans to come kidnap/stalk/rape love you. Don't be intimidated by this, it happens to everyone when they first join. It's Tams way of initiating people. Wink
Also, it's more fun if you don't post a picture, because she gets twitchy. But, she will nag you until you put one up, or until she gets bored. See if you can be the first to deny her? That is all.]
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Post  Draco Malfoy March 25th 2010, 7:28 pm

I won't give up. Just for the record. I'm VERY persistent.
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