The Jello Room

[this is where Remus and Pansy get to solve the jello problem that was causing the ceiling to look purple...hahaha]

Remus stumbled in with a spoon.

Pansy came running in through the door, spork in hand. "Still purple up there?"

"YES MA'AM! We must solve this problem!!!" He tries to reach the ceiling.

"Yes we shall!" Pansy climbs up to stand on a chair, but still can't quite reach the ceiling. "Uh. How?"

[I'm picturing this and dying of laughter]

He looks thoughtfully at the ceiling, to Pansy, to the chair she's standing on, then back to the ceiling. "Oh! I know!" He climbs up on the chair next to her then picks her up holding her higher. "Try reaching now!"

[Same, hahahahaha XD ]

Pansy stretches and the spork makes contact. She squeals in delight. "Yes!!" She quickly carves at it, sending great masses of it down on top of them, but at least they can reach some to eat it now.

[what exactly are they going to be eating? ceiling paint? lol....]

He sets her back down and they jump off the chair to look at the purple jello on the floor. "Well! Now we can get rid of the jello problem!" He picks some of it up with his spoon and looks at it.

[Hahaha, I have no idea.
Oh, man. We're gonna get lead poisoning. ]

Landing on the ground, she sits by the pile of purple jello. She pokes it with her spork and laughs as it jiggles before stabbing a bit of it away and scooping it up. "Hm. Smells grapey."

[hahahaha they're both going to end up in the hospital wing. how do they explain that to people?]

He sits down to join her and sniffs the jello on his own spoon. "Yes...it does." He nibbles on it a little bit. "Tastes grapey too!"

[Well, symptoms are muscle weakness, unexplained fatigue, vomiting, nausea, stomachaches... lol]

"Does it?" Pansy asked, before licking the stuff on her spoon. "Oh!" She ate the first spoonful and went back for a second.

[we are so screwed.]

He nodded in agreement and took another spoonful of the stuff. He wondered how much they'd have to eat before they could finally see the real ceiling again.

[OMR Remus, what if we die in here before someone finds us and stops us?!]

"This is good..." Pansy mumbled in between bites. This pile was shrinking. They'd have to go back up there for more soon if they were going to clear the ceiling of the jello-y mess.

[oh crap...um.... *panics* WHAT DO WE DO?!]

The pile disappeared before them as they ate. "Okay there's still more up there!!! I'll hold you up again Pansy flower!" He sways and gets back up on the chair waiting for her.

[... Did I miss something?]

[Ummmmm. The only good thing we can do when faced with certain death - EAT THE JELLOS!]

"Kay!" Pansy jumped up, spork in hand, and climbed up onto the chair, ready to scrape down some more jello for them.



[Yes Sevvy.
We've gone loopy.
I don't know when this happened.
It was all rather sudden.]

[*dies* well you know how Pansy and I are bffs only when drunk??? Well the first time we got drunk, during Remsy, we were trying to figure out why the ceiling was purple!! Remus found out it was because there's purple jello up there! Now we're solving the problem]

[well at least we'll die happy and full :3]

He holds her back up so she can scrape more jello off the ceiling.

She scrapes off even more this time, revealing wood behind the purple goop. "Look, the real ceiling! I found it!"

"REALLY?!" He tilts her back a bit so he can look up and see the ceiling. "OH! I see it!!!" He almost falls over so he quickly sets her back down so he doesn't drop her. "We're almost finished!!"

"Yup!" Pansy sits on the ground to eat again, not once letting it cross her mind that it should be odd for there to be 'jello' on the ceiling, or that she's eating it off the floor, or is doing all of this with Remus Lupin.


[I feel like for this to happen, we'd have to have been drugged or something, or at least drunk, and we're totally not, hahahaha]

[yeah...we just kind of walked in here and started scraping JELLO off the ceiling...sooo maybe we can just say some prankster slipped them something?]

He sits back down and continues to eat the 'jello'. "This is good stuff..."

[Something like that. Maybe we ate bad apples/potioned food at breakfast or something.]

Pansy laid down on her back, dangling her fork above her face and watching it swirl around as she moved her hand. "There's only that bit in the corner now... But I dunno if I could eat it."

[Haha, lead poisoning may also cause memory loss.
This is becoming regular for us. We're going to end up in the HW with no clue why we got there other than we're puking all over the place.
Awesome.]

[yeah sounds good...they both were in the kitchens earlier...so we could use that as background before this haha this is becoming quite regular...]

He looks up at the last bit in the corner and summons it, the fact not even crossing his mind that they could have summoned the rest of it the same way this whole time. "I'll eat it..." He finishes it off and lays back resting his head on her stomach. "There! We can see the ceiling now!"

"Sure can." Pansy feels very tired, but isn't sure if it's just from eating so much or what. "Funny how the jello could stick to the boards. Never seen it before. Wonder why the put jello on the ceiling, Remus?" She played with his hair waiting for an answer.