The Offical P.A.T.R.O.N.U.S. group

P.A.T.R.O.N.U.S. stands for People, Against, The, Rigorous, Outrageous, Non-Stop, Use, Of, Smut

Members List

1.Ginevra Weasley
2.Cedric Diggory
3. Fleur Delacour
4. Pansy Parkinson
5. Padma Patil
6. Lily Evans
7. Dominique Weasley
8. Fred Weasley
9. Dee Riddle
10. Rowena Ravenclaw
11. Katie Bell
12. Luna Lovegood
13. Romilda Vane
14. Addie Lupin
15. Demelza Robins
16. Harry Potter
17. Juliana Wood





Anyone can join... It's most made as a joke... so please don't kill us..not really..... ...We just don't really care that much for smut and we were wondering if anyone else wanted to join/doesn't like smut.

Also you can join if you don't want to see it everywhere in the site. For being in favour of being all together.

I don't care much for smut, actually
I just like cute, romantic kisses and stuff.

I only smutted, like, once on here.
And it was dreadful.

So, I'll join.

Thanks for joining!

No problem!

Same as Fleur.
It's whatever. I ignore most of it, and only attempted it once. And then I was lazy and got Hermione to finish writing it for me.
Personally, there's a bit much of it EVERYWHERE. If it were more contained, I wouldn't mind as much.
I'm okay with it happening with a couple or something, but it's gotten ridiculous the amounts of it everywhere for no reason other than just boredom.

Ya i like the cute stuff I have no problem with but when it's too much i leave kind of thing. Me and Ced thought we were the only ones on here you didn't like smut

Thanks for joining Pansy. I agree there is a little too much.

Yes Tam

Where is Ced anyway? o.o


But yeah, smut isn't my thing.
It's also awkward to see your friends smut....

I can't imagine, Fleur, haha.


Also.
SUCK IT UP TAM.

-thinks that the smut isn't as special when we have it everyday....but still likes it sometimes so will not be joining-

I need to erase all Connor's smut from my mind...

Cedric went to bed we talked about it earlier today and I only just made it. OMR Fleur I can't imagine it!

Fleur Delacour wrote:I need to erase all Connor's smut from my mind...

HAHAHAHAHA.... hahaha... that's why I won't let my RL friends join

YES, I need to join this.
There is wayyyyy too much smut on here.
Like, ridiculous enough that a couple of my friends that I thought could join now can't because of the age limit

I cannot support this. Smut is necessary for me to live. You don't want me to die, do you? If I do, all of you will be charged with my murder...

*joins*

You guys know I have to join this. Besides, the name rocks. But yeah...obviously people can do what they liked...but it's EVERYWHERE. o.o Cutesy, romantic, stuff...thats alright. But also my preferable limit.

Thank you Ginny and Cedric.

I think Hermione's past actions automatically exclude her from joining this, and tbh I wouldn't join anyway, but I just wanted to pop in and say good for you guys. I am all for smut when it's got meaning or story or feeling behind it (the sort of smut that is just done for the sake of it actually doesn't hold my interest anymore because there's no reason for it, no impact upon other events to make the RP exciting), but I respect that not everyone feels the same way so you'll get only support from me.

I feel like there should be some better way to contain it all.
All these threads that used to be cool for whatever have suddenly got ratings.
5 or 6 on the grounds, 7 in the various places, 4 in the Slytherin common room alone (3 of our 7 dorms).
If it wasn't that many, I wouldn't care so much.

I'm fine with the fact that it's inevitable that Pansy will become involved in some of it, just because that's the way the character is and I did pick her after all and want to stick to something of a canon, but I will pull a Remus and probably not write it myself. I'm okay with it because it's part of an actual plot and there will be a real reason for it happening. Not just because I'm bored one night and think it sounds like fun to jump into some smut.
Sex ≠ Plot

I just ignore it for the most part, but with it coming up everywhere, it's a bit much.

I've been wondering if it's worth suggesting an actual section of the forum - like Voldy's corner - for threads that are rated. I thought about it briefly on the old forum but with the move and everything it just slipped my mind. It may make the forum more user friendly for everyone? What do we think? Should I PM Eowyn with the suggestion?

I've thought about that as well, but I don't know how effectively used it would be..
We could always give it a shot.

It would likely mean a little more work on the part of us mods for a while - we'd have to be vigilant about policing threads that cross the line, having topics moved etc. But maybe people would get the hang of it soon enough? Okily dokily, I'll PM Eowyn

Sounds good.
I don't mind yelling at people.

well we know that much
neither do I - have PM'd Eowyn now

alright I added the new members that's for joining. I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like all the smutness.
Lily I'm glad you like the name, I wanted something that was HP related. Also Patronus I thought is funny cause only the good people do do and it's kind innocent people in a sense.