Wizards Unite Aginst Hufflepuff Hunting

This club is for all those who are in favor of NOT roasting Hufflepuffs on Thursdays!

WUAHH!

Next thursday = first of month!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YAY HUFFLEPUFF ROAST DAY!

*high-fives Pansy* CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN! WOOT!

Boo Hufflepuff roast day. Boooooooooooooooooo!!!

Silly Hufflepuffs. *Gets out chocolate* You can't escape us.

Hufflepuffs, Quick! to the Safe room!

WUAHH~~~~

There is no room safe from us!!! *cackles*

*hands Tam gram crackers* Here, we'll need these for Thursday.

*whips out a skewer* got your skewer Autumn?

*pulls out skewer* Right here Tam! *turns to Grawp* No need to hide, it's not Thursday YET! We can't eat you until then. I SHALL RETURN!!! *jumps out window*

Oh, we'll be safe. It's a special magical room for us Hufflepuffs... We'll survive this Thursday.

Or will you? *dramatic music plays*

Really? We have Pansy & Sev.... we can infiltrate ANYWHERE....

I just have one question for you all.
Do you prefer to be cooked lightly toasted, or charred all the way around?
As a benevolent Slytherin, I give you a choice.

Oh Pansy, you're so considerate! Wow... I'm in awe of you! I never thought to ask!

I mean, I'm cool with raw too, if you'd prefer to shy away from the fire. Just a little chewy for my taste, but we could make it work.

Well then I say it's a very good thing I'm not a mere snake.
Some have come to call me a basilisk.
You can ask Tam.

I believe that some have called you a basilisk. However, it is still a snake.
And Badgers still eat snakes..
So, I think next Thursday should be Eat a Slytherin. Us Hufflepuffs are a dying breed, anyways.
We need Conservation laws for us.. There are only like 12 of us, for Merlin's sake!

I wouldn't suggest it, we have the world's supply Nutella