Smut Squad: Rated R

Dee Riddle wrote:*hasn't really written smut, but wants a title*

You can have a title, but you need to get smutting if you want on the Squad... *tisks, but hugs because she isnt a prude*

Adrian Black wrote:

Dee Riddle wrote:*hasn't really written smut, but wants a title*

You can have a title, but you need to get smutting if you want on the Squad... *tisks, but hugs because she isnt a prude*

I'm working on it! *is plotting smut with Fred and Remus*

Draco Malfoy wrote:-raises hand-
Do I get to be in this Smut Club?
I'm too lazyyy to fill out any application though.


Soooo.....

The ONLY reason you are being accepted without an application is because of what happened in the Boy's Dorm... I expect more from you when you join us!

... The Dramione is awesome, Adrian.
And I don't even like het-smut.

Severus Snape wrote:... The Dramione is awesome, Adrian.
And I don't even like het-smut.

I only ship 2 het smut couples. Dramione and Grilo but only Tam would get the second. And maybe Dee..if she watched it.

[I ship most of the cannons, but not for smut, just for sweetness/families xD]

George Weasley wrote:

Severus Snape wrote:... The Dramione is awesome, Adrian.
And I don't even like het-smut.

I only ship 2 het smut couples. Dramione and Grilo but only Tam would get the second. And maybe Dee..if she watched it.

[I ship most of the cannons, but not for smut, just for sweetness/families xD]

LUNAMORT!!!

[quote="Luna Lovegood"]

George Weasley wrote:

Severus Snape wrote:... The Dramione is awesome, Adrian.
And I don't even like het-smut.

I only ship 2 het smut couples. Dramione and Grilo but only Tam would get the second. And maybe Dee..if she watched it.

[I ship most of the cannons, but not for smut, just for sweetness/families xD]

[Wait why are we talking about me?]

Did you ever watch Repo!? XD

And Luna..sorry..but I just can't get over the whole no nose thing...XD I should add that to my squick list..."voldemort"

-is gonna get AK'd when he sees it

George Weasley wrote:

Severus Snape wrote:

I have no idea what my smut title would be.
But I do know that I pretty much never read anything but guy/guy.

As I stated during Angeorge.
I cannot write STRAIGHT smut. Nor can I write sweet smut. I prefer to go all out.

I can write ANY and ALL smut! Sev and I are having "all out" smut right now! If she doesn't pass out that is... I draw my smut out, so if she passes out, I'm taking her over!

Where is Dramione and why is it not posted in the Smut Reel?! Draco anything is second to my Severus anything in my smut hierarchy.

Good job Dee! You are allowed in early! But get on that!

So far, everyone on here is in the Smut Squad! Where the hell is Tam right now?! I miss my Smut Soul-Mate!

I wasn't sure how violent/sexual it would be so I'm waiting until I'm home alone.

George Weasley wrote:Did you ever watch Repo!? XD

And Luna..sorry..but I just can't get over the whole no nose thing...XD I should add that to my squick list..."voldemort"

-is gonna get AK'd when he sees it

No! He got plastic surgery so he's Tom Riddle looking now!

Oh to be in Slytherin again.

Dee Riddle wrote:I wasn't sure how violent/sexual it would be so I'm waiting until I'm home alone.

Yay violent sex!!!

George Weasley wrote:Oh to be in Slytherin again.

Who did you used to be? I thought Roo was the only one who switched over.

Adrian Black wrote:

George Weasley wrote:Oh to be in Slytherin again.

Who did you used to be? I thought Roo was the only one who switched over.

[I was LilyLunaPotter]

[I switched.... Relevance here? Erm, I may get wrangled into some smut in the near future. -shakes fist at horny Dee- I also creep quite a bit. A lot more than I let on.]

OMR! LILYLUNA! I wondered where you had gone to! lol.

Fred, 1)who did you used to be? 2)you and dee need to get smutting! I want the full set of twins!

Adrian Black wrote: 2)you and dee need to get smutting! I want the full set of twins!

[For a second, I thought you were implying that you wanted me to have a threesome with them...yeah, that's not going to happen.]

Adrian Black wrote:OMR! LILYLUNA! I wondered where you had gone to! lol.

Fred, 1)who did you used to be? 2)you and dee need to get smutting! I want the full set of twins!

I left to be part of the roleplay. since Lily really had no place. Though I suppose now that Draco's completely OOC and NOT with Pansy...I should have stuck around. XD

[I used to be ArianaDumbledore. I was a hermit and a Ravenclaw. Dee, of course not. -points to avatar- Twincest is BAD!]

[*is totally randomly creeping on this thread* but george. then there'd be no angeorge. and no extremely cutesy couple. besides free. but they're not even really TOGETHER yet...]

Panco is over?! What happened? I've been so wrapped in Adrioemi that I have NOT paid any attention to anything else on here!

Dee, Why the hell not?! Twincest is best!!!! *runs around in circles, pointedly ignoring the fact that she is a sex fiend with no (one) squicks*

Cutsie couples are good too! We need some Ying to our violent smutty Yang... but cutsieness includes cutsie smut! smut! SMUT! SMUT! That's why we are the SMUT SQUAD!

Oh yes! Ariana! *loves twincest*

Adrian Black wrote:Panco is over?! What happened? I've been so wrapped in Adrioemi that I have NOT paid any attention to anything else on here!

They aren't really, so far.

True Ange. But dang I need to get my smut on in this forum. xD which is why I'm writing some for the writing section.

haha. yea. understand completely