Re: Smut Squad: Rated R

Guest March 18th 2010, 6:28 am

I WILL TRY.
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

Really though, nothing fazes me, trust me.

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 6:44 am

XD As soon as you post it, I will PM it to you!

Should I rate this thread, just in case?

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 6:48 am

I think the name rates itself....

Guest March 18th 2010, 6:49 am

Still, we might have a blondie or somebody wander in...

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 6:54 am

Lmfao! Yes! Also, Adrian is about to rape Sev in the Spy HQ... we should probably rate that one too!

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 7:13 am

*there is too much smut* I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO??!!? *runs around flailing*

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 18th 2010, 7:14 am

Dean Thomas wrote:*there is too much smut* I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO??!!? *runs around flailing*

[Detective HQ!]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 7:19 am

*runs in touching things laughing manically*

I'M THE KING MIDUS OF SMUT!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 7:20 am

THEN THERES DRAMIONE, AND ANGEORGE TALKING ABOUT SMUT AAAAAANNNDDDD I JUST STARTED A NEW TRIO!!! *continues to flail*

Guest March 18th 2010, 7:24 am

Not rape if he doesn't object.

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 7:28 am

[I want in. I smut frequently. xD]

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 7:32 am

Severus Snape wrote:Not rape if he doesn't object.

Touche! *hugs*

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 7:33 am

George Weasley wrote:[I want in. I smut frequently. xD]

Fill out the application, good sir, and I'll see what I can do! I've been letting pretty much everyone in, but I want to see everyone's answers.

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 7:37 am

1) your favorite pairing(s)
Harry/Draco (irl) Snupin (this forum..and possibly IRL) Remione (this forum)

2) why you think you should be on the Smut Squad.
Because I write/read smut FAAAAR too often for my own good.

3) what you have to offer this Squad.
George's sexyness, and my awesome H/D smut...>.> (well, maybe not AWESOME..but it is H/D smut)

4) list your squicks, if any.
-thinks for a few minutes-.......-is still thinking- ....OH! insane age differences. Likeee...some 65 year old man creeping on a 20 year old. hairy old men with saggy balls. I apologize in advance for the image. That is DEFINITELY a quick. XD

Guest March 18th 2010, 7:38 am

But Alan Rickman is 64.
I'd still hit that.

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 7:39 am

Severus Snape wrote:But Alan Rickman is 64.
I'd still hit that.

ALANRICKMAN.IS.SPECIAL. xD
I'd hit that, but most old men squick me out. xD

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 7:56 am

HAHAHAHAH! I LOVE YOU GUYS!

Alan Rickman is my ONLY older man crush!

George, you are SOOO in!

Also, we all need Smut titles, so get thinking on yours! Mine is The King Midus of Smut! tehehehehe

**Daphne Greengrass** March 18th 2010, 7:59 am

*hasn't really written smut, but wants a title*

Guest March 18th 2010, 7:59 am

Alan Rickman is the only REALLY old guy I'd go for.
I have a thing for a few 'older' men, though.

Namely Viggo Mortensen.
-dies-

I have no idea what my smut title would be.
But I do know that I pretty much never read anything but guy/guy.

Muffy - Tam - Draco March 18th 2010, 8:00 am

-raises hand-
Do I get to be in this Smut Club?
I'm too lazyyy to fill out any application though.

Soooo.....

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 8:00 am

Severus Snape wrote:

I have no idea what my smut title would be.
But I do know that I pretty much never read anything but guy/guy.

As I stated during Angeorge.
I cannot write STRAIGHT smut. Nor can I write sweet smut. I prefer to go all out.

**Dean Thomas** March 18th 2010, 8:01 am

*is terrible at thinking of names/titles*

**Ravenclaw Mod** March 18th 2010, 8:02 am

Draco Malfoy wrote:-raises hand-
Do I get to be in this Smut Club?
I'm too lazyyy to fill out any application though.

Soooo.....

Let. Him. In. Now.
His smut is the bestest of the best!

HorcruxHunter March 18th 2010, 8:04 am

-nods vigorously-
I agree with Luna.
he made my heart STOP with his smut writing skills.

Adrian Black - Inactive March 18th 2010, 8:10 am

Severus Snape wrote:Alan Rickman is the only REALLY old guy I'd go for.
I have a thing for a few 'older' men, though.

Namely Viggo Mortensen.
-dies-

I have no idea what my smut title would be.
But I do know that I pretty much never read anything but guy/guy.

Ummmmm.... something Yaoi?

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