Smut Squad: Rated R

Awww booo!!!! Koemi and I are kind of new so we try to take it slow and I'm a sex fiend, so we are on a sex hiatus right now. It's going to be so amazing when we do have sex again. As much as I love sex, I love the tease before it even more! How long have yall been married?

Adrian Black wrote:Requirements:
1) Must actively read/creep smut on THIS site
2) Must have written smut of any kind before being accepted (One my apply for the Squad before writing smut). Smut does not have to be on this site. Any kind of erotic writing counts.

i've never written any Smut

does this mean i can't be in the squad?

P.S. DAMN uni i' so far behind on the smut here. i will be spending my saturday blissfully catching up

Peter Pan wrote:

Adrian Black wrote:Requirements:
1) Must actively read/creep smut on THIS site
2) Must have written smut of any kind before being accepted (One my apply for the Squad before writing smut). Smut does not have to be on this site. Any kind of erotic writing counts.

i've never written any Smut

does this mean i can't be in the squad?

No I think if you have the intention or the will to write smut, you've got a chance

well i have the will and intention. PPan has only met 5 people IC though

Severus Snape wrote:Never actually did this...

1. Pairings:
SS/RL, SS/DM, SS/LM, SS/DM/LM, LM/DM, SB/RL

I sense a pattern. xD
WAIT. Is that Luscious/Draco ?
-tears up her innocence card-

George Weasley wrote:

Severus Snape wrote:Never actually did this...

1. Pairings:
SS/RL, SS/DM, SS/LM, SS/DM/LM, LM/DM, SB/RL

I sense a pattern. xD
WAIT. Is that Luscious/Draco ?
-tears up her innocence card-

Yup....
*sets fire to innocence card*

*throws innocence card of a cliff*
Sevvypie, do you search DM/LM pictures like you do with all your other ships? *is scared*

[quote="George Weasley"]

Severus Snape wrote: Grilo

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Also DM/LM is one of my favourite ships EVER.... I'm about to answer the questionaire... you're all now officially warned

Dee Riddle wrote:For a second, I thought you were implying that you wanted me to have a threesome with them...yeah, that's not going to happen

Adrian Black wrote:Dee, Why the hell not?! Twincest is best!!!! *runs around in circles, pointedly ignoring the fact that she is a sex fiend with no (one) squicks*

Dee, if you don't Tam will sure as hell try to

-feels like an idiot-


.... what is Grilo?

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:

George Weasley wrote: Grilo

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tam, I can send you some REALLY awesome Grilo images and smutses if you want them. xD

Also, I cleaned up the quote box. XD

Luna Lovegood wrote:-feels like an idiot-


.... what is Grilo?

From the movie Repo! The Genetic Opera
tis Graverobber/Shilo
and its HOT.
Because we all want dirty zydrate peddling sex. xD

Adrian Black wrote:

Dean Thomas wrote:wow...Tam is gonna freak whenever she gets back on.....

Um yeah! I'm going to PM her the Severan smut, but I doubt she will ever spend an entire 24 hours away again.

NEVER EVER EVER WILL I BE GONE FOR THAT LONG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! Unless I'm dead.... even then my ghost will come back here

Ohhhhhh... that explains why I didn't know

George Weasley wrote:

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:

George Weasley wrote: Grilo

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tam, I can send you some REALLY awesome Grilo images and smutses if you want them. xD

Also, I cleaned up the quote box. XD

Please do!

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!! MY INTERNET IS CRAP RIGHT NOW (Ican'twaittogethometomyhighspeed) SO MY POSTING MAY BE DELAYED OR NON-EXISTANT!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!

Thank you George for being a genius and thinking of this...

I sometimes think of 6 smutty things before breakfast
1. There is a drink that can make me kinky.
2. There is a cake that can make me horny.
3. There are animals that can talk during sex
4. There is a cat that can shag
5. There is a place called Smutland.
6. I can sex the jabberwocky.

1) your favorite pairing(s)
Everything except Luscious/Narcissa.... that has just never ever done it for me... I don't know why

2) why you think you should be on the Smut Squad.
HI I AM TAM!

3) what you have to offer this Squad.
Once again..... HI I AM TAM!

4) list your squicks, if any.
NONE... in fact some of the aformentioned squicks are complete turn-ons for me... like m-preg... the idea of a pregnant man bouncing on another guys cock *drools*

TamsynMarveneRiddle wrote:2) why you think you should be on the Smut Squad.
HI I AM TAM!

3) what you have to offer this Squad.
Once again..... HI I AM TAM!

*still thinks Tam is really full of herself*

Luna Lovegood wrote:Thank you George for being a genius and thinking of this...

I sometimes think of 6 smutty things before breakfast
1. There is a drink that can make me kinky.
2. There is a cake that can make me horny.
3. There are animals that can talk during sex
4. There is a cat that can shag
5. There is a place called Smutland.
6. I can sex the jabberwocky.

-bows-

DAMMIT TAM. I PM you smut, and you get offline?! WTF is this?!

Luna Lovegood wrote:Thank you George for being a genius and thinking of this...

I sometimes think of 6 smutty things before breakfast
1. There is a drink that can make me kinky.
2. There is a cake that can make me horny.
3. There are animals that can talk during sex
4. There is a cat that can shag
5. There is a place called Smutland.
6. I can sex the jabberwocky.

Marry Me?

-Giggles- Silly Sevvy.


Also, I'm so bored right now, I'd smut anything that moves. Anybody want to meet me somewhere with enough alcohol that our characters will NEEEEVER remember?

Tam would totally do that... but yeah...


THIS IS MY LAST POST BEFORE MY FLIGHT!!!! I'LL BE BACK AROUND 3 AM EST!

GOODBYE TAMMY TAM!

*hugs*

Or hello. Depending on how you look at it.

George Weasley wrote:-Giggles- Silly Sevvy.


Also, I'm so bored right now, I'd smut anything that moves. Anybody want to meet me somewhere with enough alcohol that our characters will NEEEEVER remember?

[*wiggles fingers*]

BYE TAM!!!

WE'LL MISS YOU TAMMY TAM!