The Shopping District of Fabulosity

[For Fabian and his many shopping tales. He can't be restricted to ONE store. C'MON, MAN.]

"C'mon, Reg!" he says, pulling his friend into the shopping district. "Stop dragging your feet. Imagine if you were wearing heels? That would stink. Let's go! Where do you want to go first?" he asked, gesturing to all the nice-smelling and brightly-colored stores.

Regulus cringes. "HEELS?! I WILL NOT WEAR HEELS EVER SO NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT-- unless they're those rocker boots in the window there," he said, gesturing at Hot Topic. "LET'S GO, FABIAN!" And for the record, Hot Topic smells really good, I like the cologne they're selling there, actually. Hm.

*has been dragged into Hot Topic many a time*

Fabian pouts. "BUT IT'S SO DARKK. AND NOT PINKK. REGULUSS!" he whined.

Regulus points to the huge display of hot pink Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber merchandise, because goths like to be ironic like that. "See, PINK. Now let me-- OHHHH NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS!" Regulus runs back with a black hoodie with Sally on the back.

Fabian facepalms. "Well, I'll be over here. WITH THE TUTUS, OMG. TUTUS, REG!" he takes a large armful of tutus and dumps them on Reg. "Tutuussss!" he rejoices.

Regulus dies. "Viktor. These tutus. They're tutus. And they are rainbow. These are rainbow tutus. I am not Fabian Prewett. I do not wear rainbow tutus. I would do drag for a party, maybe, once, but I am not buying a fucking tutu."

[JUST wanna say...i love those boots and Hot Topic has to be the best smelling store since Abercrombie.

Yes. I said Abercrombie. Ours smells really. Really. Really good.]

[OMG IT DOES SMELL REALLY GOOD THERE]

Regulus Black wrote:Regulus dies. "Viktor. These tutus. They're tutus. And they are rainbow. These are rainbow tutus. I am not Fabian Prewett. I do not wear rainbow tutus. I would do drag for a party, maybe, once, but I am not buying a fucking tutu."

Fabian giggled, putting a tutu on his head. "So, you would do drag? Ooh, I would love to see that!!" he said, putting a tutu on Regulus's head to match his own. "I am the Ruler of the Tutus. HEAR ME ROAR!!" he said, letting out a mighty roar.