The Burrow

It feels needed xD

*bustles around the kitchen, washing dishes and looking at her super awesome clock, wondering where her family is*

Hi Grandma. I came for some juice!

*pours Rose some juice*

James runs in, steals the juice and runs out

JAMES YOU BITCH.

*summons the juice back before James can drink it and wonders when his father will be here to pick him up...*

ROSE! I hear you use that language again and I'll Scourgify your mouth out, young lady!

"I-I never said ANYTHING." She gulps at her juice nervously.

*Comes rushing into the kitchen*
"Mrs. Weasley! Uh have you seen Ginny? *thinking that could have sounded awkward so he added:* or...Ron?"

Grandmum. I found this fillibuster in the garden. -holds up fillibuster-

James hides because the fillibuster is his

Dom enters the Burrow because she is ACTUALLY a Weasley. "Hi Grandmum," she says while moving to give her grandmum a hug.

James can be here because his mum IS a Weasley

EXCUSE ME?!
HOW DID YOU GAIN ACCESS TO THIS HOME?
YOU ARE NOT A REAL WEASLEY.

GET OUT OF THIS BURROW.
I WILL GET MY HUSBAND AND WE WILL GO APESHIT.

EXCUSE ME! Don't talk to my son like that! We're all family here! No fighting...please? I've had enough of that in my life...

I AM NOT TALKING TO YOUR SON WHO IS LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN MY SON.
I AM TALKING TO VIOLETTA WEASLEY, THE NON-WEASLEY.

Oh I see....welllll ah well...you know canon's already dead and for your information my son doesn't need looks...(even though he has them ) he's got personality!

ARE YOU SAYING MY SON HAS NO PERSONALITY? I WILL SHANK YOU.
I HAVE A PRISON SHANK.

AND, CANON BEING DEAD DOES NOT MEAN RANDOM WEASLEYS CAN POP OUT OF RANDOM WOMBS.
WHO GAVE BIRTH TO HER? HMM? CERTAINLY NOT ME. NOPE.
I'M SURE HERMIONE KEEPS TRACK OF HER VAG AND SHE DID NOT GIVE BIRTH TO THAT.
ANGELINA? NOPE. GIRL'S PALE AS FUCK.

AUDREY? THEY HAD TAN KIDS TOO. SHE KEEPS TRACK OF THAT VAG TOO.
AND UNLESS YOU'RE SAYING GINNY HAD AN AFFAIR AND POPPED OUT THAT BABY, VIOLETTA CANNOT EXIST.

Yeah no...Ginny would never do that...I have no idea where she came from

Uh oh....I better watch out...no...your son has plenty of personality....believe me hahahaha

MHM. OKAY.
YOU TAKE THAT THOUGHT AND YOU LEAVE HERE WITH IT.
-snaps fingers-
AND DON'T COME BACK TIL YOU ARE INVITED.

I don't need to be invited....my best friend, my wife, and OUR family lives here so don't try to tell me what to do

EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME, MR. POTTER-BOY-WHO-CAN-EASILY-BE-DEAD-IF-I-WANT-HIM-TO-BE?

I AM NOT TRYING TO DO ANYTHING.
I AM SIMPLY DOING IT.
AND YOU WILL LISTEN OR I WILL KILL YOU.

PS, I AM SURE MOLLY AND ARTHUR, OWNER OF SAID HOUSEHOLD, WILL AGREE WITH ME.

Dad, Aunt Fleur stop fighting

No...Mrs. Weasley loves me and so does everyone else so I don't know what your problem is Ah well...I must go..but I'll be back!